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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

  1. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/MLFootball/status/1988311961793085826
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How are we still hearing dumber and dumber shit
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’re actively easing off ideas from idiocracy
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    My parents place tonight
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s sick
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah people are seeing them strong even in the Minneapolis metro but these are pretty wild
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow that is fucking awesome
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    First episode of Pluribus was pretty sick
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Pluribussy
    Evan Bbbender
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well it appears this will be my last full day as a welfare queen
  12. Should I be a complete degenerate?
    4
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Take a shit in the streets
    Cullen Conway
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We will have to see about that one. Perhaps I’ll be forced to evan bender style
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Take enough drugs to become incontinent
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not sure I have the ammunition for that
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Load up
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d buy some blow if I had a plug
  19. Matt avatar
    Did Cullen ever hear back from LEONARDO?
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  21. Matt avatar
    Do you think he still works at the same fake weed store?
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt
  23. Son of a BITCH
    Cullen Conway
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay it’s too nice out
  25. Initiate degeneracy
    Cullen Conway
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What is the first act of degeneracy?
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Prepping k
  28. I’m gonna k hole at tabor
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tabor is great
  30. Love walking there
  31. Matt avatar
    But what of doing drugs there?
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
  33. Breakfast Negroni
    2
  34. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/CantEverDie/status/1988687114385650161
    Evan Bbbender
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    This would be cool,
  36. https://x.com/pulte/status/1988626279516549196?s=46
  37. Hope they do it.
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wha does that mean? They become sellable/transferbale?
  39. Or is that satirical?
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think, when you sell your house, you wouldn’t have to pay your mortgage off, instead you take that money and buy another house
  41. And keep paying the loan
  42. Not satirical , they have it other countries
  43. Brian Ambuel avatar
    So then it’s just unsecured debt?
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    I imagine they’ll be a bunch of rules around buying a house in 90 days or some shit
  45. And then the banker gets a new lien or something.
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Seems like toys really need to meet a high credit threshold for that
  47. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Okay yeah that makes sense. Seems like it would be helpful to increase transactions with so many people locked into low rate loans
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, would help the boomers downsize I think
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Great for current home owners but as great for first time buyers
  50. What of your loan wouldn’t cover the amount the bank would need to lend on a new house, would you just average the rate up a bit
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t know
  52. But yeah, it’s another handout to the wealthy asset holders
    Kyle Derrick
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Progress!
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Liquidity is good I reckon
  55. Kyle drink more
  56. Want to meet up around 5 for a cheeky pint
  57. A la holmans
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Potentially
  59. Unless im incontinent
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very nice
  61. https://x.com/deitaone/status/1988676733881467051?s=46
  62. Lmao
  63. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Oh no they broke statistics
  64. Matt avatar
    Likely never released haha that’s great
  65. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Total incompetents
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah the shutdown damaged all of their software and modeling beyond repair
  67. Brian Ambuel avatar
    That’s not how this is supposed to work
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s okay the stock market is up, that’s the economy right?
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The dick market is up
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    Who is buying
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Steam diehards
  72. Matt avatar
    I thought we were the steam diehards
  73. More like the steam get hards
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ayoooo
  75. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I heard that minus steam diehards, we’re actually already in a dick recession
    2
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dick recession net steam.
    2
  77. Matt avatar
    All the dick gains are at the top
    Brian Ambuel
  78. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dick bubble
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn this is some high quality chat content
  80. We’re so back
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    Contramar secured
    Kyle Derrick
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn I really hope I can make it
  83. I want to eat the I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-pork al pastor again
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sacrifice to the escrow gods
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is this degen?
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    Your so naughty
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I wanted Japanese soufflé pancakes but had to settle for Japanese cloud bread
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where is
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Champagne poetry
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wipe the powder all over your Widdle mouth and make a video for us
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d get ube frosting all over if I did tha
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ube is so fucking good
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It really is
  95. Like this cloud cake is dank
  96. Sucked off grimace
    2
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah hell yeah
  98. I love where today’s trajectory is going
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Space room
    2
  100. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle please don’t go back to work
  101. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Todos hombres tienen que trabajar
  102. Except Billy
    Brian Ambuel
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/ofthebraveusa/status/1988657188919980537?s=46
  104. Max Lieberman avatar
    Kyle DerrickChampagne poetry
    That place worth a stop? Good stuff other than grimace cum?
  105. Kyle DerrickChampagne poetry
    Nvm you said twas dank
  106. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think that is a satellite location. There is another one in NW.
  107. I wanted pancakes but I don’t think they do them there
  108. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/1988733418302251438
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2
  110. 20 oz old speckled hen
  111. Daniel Miller avatar
    3
  112. 20lb messy baby
  113. He was suspended from school!
    Evan Bbbender
  114. For vomitting all over everyone
  115. Kyle Derrick avatar
    For explosive orifices?
  116. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah
  117. Matt avatar
    Cussing and beating the other kids up?
  118. Oh
  119. Daniel Miller avatar
    Nah, Bruce is still there doing that
  120. Matt avatar
    Selling cigarettes