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Friday, October 31, 2025

  1. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I maybe would join for a pint after the kids are down
  2. Anyone up for lunch tomorrow?
  3. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yes
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Maybe, have work though so can’t get blasted
  5. Matt avatar
    Yes you can
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🙉
  7. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Hell yeah boys
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    Work is killing me this week so I’m out but I’ll drink beers later
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kill your dick
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Make me
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
  12. Actually that’s false. I may be down for lunch depending on the locale
  13. Matt avatar
    What’s a preferred locale for Kyle?
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just yall choose a place and I may come along
  15. Don’t want to alter decision as I’m only tentative
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Blowjob HQ
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Your mouth?
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Blutos @ 1?
    Brian Ambuel
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think that might sound pretty pretty nice
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/vikings/status/1984047725072327051?s=46
  23. Oh NO! THE KICKER
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s sick
  25. He’s gonna hit a mic cord
    Evan Bbbender
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Who up stroking they shit rn?
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
  29. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Ghoulish gooning
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Witchy wanking
  31. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Jack-it-o-lantern
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Macabre masturbation
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Spooky semen
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Boo Balls?
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cum
  36. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Cum”
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Creepy cum
  38. Ghoulish ganja
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So if they abolish the filibuster are we cooked?
  40. Matt avatar
    Don’t worry the dems will bring it back when they get a modicum of power
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Like they will just ram through a bunch of a shit that would never pass otherwise potentially creating a way that means the opposition never has power again
  42. I guess the courts would still be a check
    Matt
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    Filibuster should go, and one day when this is all behind us, we’ll be glad its gone … I Hope.
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Filibuster my dick and ram it through a bunch of shit
    3
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hell yeah
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah Cullen
  48. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Puuuuuuuuuush that shit in cullen
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
  50. Fuck, I’ve been using trout semen
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This whole time I’ve been calling her Krandle!
  52. Matt avatar
    Blutos at 1?
    Daniel Miller
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m not gonna make lunch but foxtrot after?
  54. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I can probably go for another
  55. Will have to be pretty brief at foxtrot.
  56. Matt avatar
    Yeah I would be pretty brief at foxtrot as well
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    I might be able to swing a fo trot
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can probably only do 1 of thems, unusual amount of work today
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay so sounds like foxtrot isn’t optimal
  60. Perhaps it’s just a ketamine and wander the cemetery kind of day
    2
  61. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I can hang til 3 or so
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jealous
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gone be a little late
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Max that you?
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m going to be very early
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No bro it’s stupid fucking work
  67. Save me some hummus
  68. Brian Ambuel avatar
    3
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Omw
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Mmc
  71. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Walking to foxtrot now
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I thought that was abandoned
  73. So I wont be there for a while
  74. Hmm. Actually I’ll grab a scooter and head there now
    Brian Ambuel
  75. And the ketamine cemetery walk can be afterwards
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah brother
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Mmm ketamine on the cemetery
    Cullen Conway
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2
  80. Cullen Conway avatar
    You found it!
  81. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Now show us the ketamine
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I k holed on it
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Now they are kicking me out
  85. Apparently there is an event at 4
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The dead arise at 4
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s why I’m here!
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    2
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Kids love key bumps of smashed smarties
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No, some sort of historical tour thing
  92. Untimely dead or something
  93. Matt avatar
    They can’t kick you out of a cemetery what if you were mourning Cullen!
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Capitalism trumps all
  95. There were white paper bags with a single small can of tuna lining all the roads