Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Any interest in the smashing machine this weekend?

SMASHING!

MLM

Matt loves movies

I would go tho

As I, too, love movies

Does Trump think Jeffries is Mexican?

Sure looks like it

That last one is really something

Man tyreek hills leg got real fucked up

It’s because evan traded for him in fantasy

It is

Kyle, bender check

Drinking on your stoop today Kyle?

I haven’t received order to stop work yet

It’s possible I work through the day

I do like how the admin had multiple infractions of the hatch yesterday

USDA and HUD at least

So if you ever suffered a ‘real’ layoff there would they not give you severance?

That would require some level of enforcement it just won’t happen

Yeah they did it in the first term too

What would a real layoff be?

Where you presumably wouldn’t be hired back?

That happened earlier when my contract was cut by doge

Are you given any guarantees now that when the gov starts back up you’ll be hired back?

Yeah

But severance is up to the company and is not a requirement

So when you were going to be cut by doge were they offering severance?

I’m not sure if the employees of my company got any severance. Usually that is determined by length of service and other factors

But ultimately is up to the company

Seems complicated

My surgery got moved to the 13th so I’m in for a couple more hoens

Reacted 💦 to “[the boys at steam rejoice]”

Reacted 💦 to “[the boys at steam rejoice]”

No we don’t rely on appropriations

https://x.com/leveonbell/status/1973122642917109897?s=46

https://x.com/junglepussy/status/1973209913611419687?s=46

https://x.com/thedemocrats/status/1973128748913311977?s=46

🔥🔥🔥

Checkmate

https://x.com/retronewsnow/status/1973177823021113481?s=46

Me, up late strokin my shit

I could go for a nice past’

The still haven’t issued stop work orders for the usda branch I work under

For contractors

They fired the guy that is supposed to do that probably

They’re just not going to pay you

An office space situation

No I think it’s because there is some fiscal year end stuff that has to be done and they are trying to get approval for some people to work until it’s done

https://x.com/BulwarkOnline/status/1973448499082539057

Bro probably thought it was real

I like that they’re going to continue with the ballroom construction during the shut down

Just sat on the toilet and farted a lot

Here I sit broken hearted tried to shid but only farted

Corn dog alert

Reacted 🚨 to “Corn dog alert ”

Red alert

RED ALERT

MOTHERFUCKING DEFCON 1

Apple time, Apple time

Reacted 🚨 to “REEL EM INN SHUTDOWN LUNCH”

Do we need to contact them beforehand so they know to thaw some extra corn dogs?

Thaw out some of them shits because we are eating

Reacted 💦 to “[the boys at steam rejoice]”

We did pass a hotdog round between 5 people at farags

Just saying

Reacted 💥 to “REEL EM INN SHUTDOWN LUNCH”

I have officially been deactivated

They would kick us out of reel em inn if we ordered a number of corn dogs but only consumed them by passing them around

Do you hold the democrats rightfully responsible for this?

I mean I think it’s good. The big beautiful bill was passed without democrats and they are fighting to undo some of that right

Just feels like this will backfire on them

But at least they are doing something

Reacted 😞 to “I have officially been deactivated ”

Perhaps now I’ll finally get to enjoy some of that unemployment insurance I’ve paid into

Would have given them more to bargain with

With the new congresswoman they should have enough votes to force the Epstein file release

Yeah perhaps this just speeds up the accelerationist agenda

No, more Secret Police!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPM4jJ5j47u/?igsh=MTkybW5iMG02ZDE1MQ==

Man does he suck

Only $109 for a weekday!!

2x

It’s basically the same as the Black Friday deal last year

You can usually get those in the lobby of snowvana without having to buy tickets to go into the event

It’s so good deal if you only gonna go weekdays

I’ll likely be going that route this year

Same. Though the pass yall got last year was about the same, right?

Kyle weren’t you restricted in the number you could buy last year?

No

I just only bought 6 tickets cuz I didn’t think I’d go more

And I only used 5

Oh that actually is a a steal if 2 is $109

I thought it was max of 2

👑

Yeah I was confused why you were calling that out haha

The latter

It’s pretty clear haha

Or you

That’s it, I’m going to steam

I’m glad I could help bring awareness to this

By being an idiot

This reeks of “how do you do fellow kids”