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  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    WWIII guys
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    ?
  3. Matt avatar
    Israel bombed Iran
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I was able to find that in the meantime
  5. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah there was something a brewing when we’ve been evacuating diplomats
  6. Here we go
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Israel picked a great time to do this with their popularity is very high
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lots of fresh non combatants for them to slaughter in Iran
  9. Must be running low in Gaza
  10. Didn’t Iran and Israel exchange some attacks earlier this year?
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yes.
  12. The reached a denouement like a day later
  13. Brian Ambuel avatar
    This is more calculated whereas last time was just a brief escalatory tit for tat in response to the Gaza war
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, the us was also not publicly expressing their frustration over the Iranian  nuclear program, which they were all this past week.
  15. I hope it’s brief this time too. We’ll see.
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Time to turn on cnn and drink mezcal every time they say nuclear
    Brian Ambuel
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s pronounced nuc-lear
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ve been calling her Crandall
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1933450103001325571?s=46
  20. Boomin!
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
    Shalom Ya’ll at 1, women encouraged to come ?
  22. Matt avatar
    Reacted 🌭 to “Shalom Ya’ll at 1, women encouraged to come ?”
  23. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Anna and I will be there
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tbd for me
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Any bros want to dick down this evening? I am all alone since Heather is out of town
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dick down my dick
    Kyle Derrick
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s the idea
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d like to catch a dick
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen Conway
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/iriran_military/status/1933590769635340556?s=46
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Iran military is a great follow
    Matt
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/velez_tx/status/1933295179689042198?s=46
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    It drives away too like a maniac
  34. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Robotaxi not happening mark my words
    Evan Bbbender
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Doubt Elon at your peril he is the genius of our time
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    O man, what a great day to eat some hummus
  37. See you all soon
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone doing any protesting tomorrow morning? My daycare offered free protest childcare and I’m leaning toward going for a bi
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Alice and I are gonna go for a bit
  40. With our kids
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nice - maybe I’ll join you
  42. Do you know which location, Dan? There are like 4 of them
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    Convention center. Alice and you can park at her work there
    Cullen Conway
  44. Can also hit Dimo’s after
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Reacted 👌 to “Can also hit Dimo’s after”
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m going to the forest grove protest
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Aquavit Negroni = bad
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well at least you know
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I flew too close to the sun
    2
  50. Was riding high off how well the Malort Negroni turned out
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    420 crank it
    Kyle Derrick
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Whoa dan
  53. Very nice
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    Brian AmbuelRobotaxi not happening mark my words
    There’s 20k here for you then
  55. Brian AmbuelRobotaxi not happening mark my words
    https://polymarket.com/event/will-tesla-launch-a-driverless-robtotaxi-service-in-2025?tid=1749858022308
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess it boils down to what counts as a launch
  57. Guys wilshire tavern tonight!!
  58. Jk but let’s drink please I can’t goon all night
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ill drink tonight
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m interested in drinking
  61. But tentative
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m good for after 8.
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can goon until 8/8:30 and then I’ll get raw and need to drink
  65. Kyle and I were discussing meeting at the alley way bar on Alberta
  66. It’s a shithole
    Cullen Conway
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sounds lovely
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gooners delite
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Alleyway bar for drinking at 8 sounds good
  71. Also, why is Israel/iran conflict ww3?
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You bust but she still suckin!!
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cuz nuclear powers?
  74. But Iran isn’t?
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It probably won’t be but it could devolve into a larger regional conflict
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Isn’t just Middle East for the past 50 years
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And then devolve into a world war!
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    World wars are out, it’s proxy wars nowadays baby
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its just ding dongs saying ding dong things
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s just nice to catastrophize
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    Love to castrophize
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this
    2
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    Tzu, its pronounced Sun Tzu!
  85. Israel did a version of this to Iraq in the 80s
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle DerrickWhat
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmhVw6q-KOA