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Thursday, June 5, 2025

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1930425070356218366?s=46
  2. Everything is going great
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Imma fuck one
    Max Lieberman
  4. A pleasure model
    Evan Bbbender
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just aggressively restrain the robot as it drops off the package
  6. Legitimately though, hope much property destruction/robot violence do you think this would beget
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    More than exscooters
  8. Especially if they have a fuck hole
  9. (Mouf)
  10. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/weirddalle/status/1930422064693059611
    3
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/celinedionysus_/status/1930436158825071066?s=46
  12. Max Lieberman avatar
    No!
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pedapalooza: hoen lunch edition
  14. Hoenapalooza
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/s/uaKKIuHxw0
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ve set my gun to cum
    Evan Bbbender
  17. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/Mediaite/status/1930426387246043514
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1930656247298036170?s=46
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    Literally everyone on musk.
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not his ketamine guy
  21. Max Lieberman avatar
    Friday hoen ride, Sunday cock?
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Could both
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    Whoa. 
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck yes
  25. Lfg
  26. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 🔥 to an image
  27. Fight, fight, fight!
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Battle of the billionaires 2
  29. On WWE
  30. I like that he’s also implying that he financed trump’s victory
  31. Like much more subtly confessing to paying for the election
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    There is nothing subtle about this
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s true!
  34. Dan can you chart the Tesla price before and after that tweet please
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    Need the tweet
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You just sent it?
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s a screenie
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Screenie this
    Daniel Miller
  39. 🖕🏻
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    God he tweets so much
  41. I can’t find it, but its down 16% in 4 days since he started this campaign
    Evan Bbbender
  42. The market don’t like when you pick a fight with president I guess
  43. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Truly a brilliant gambit to severely piss off half the country and then immediately turn around and do the same with the other half
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s very committed to being the most hated man alive.
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s really on track to get there
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    Did Elon fuck Stephen Millers wife?
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He had her inseminated
  48. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I mean if she stays working for Elon amid a falling out with Trump I can only conclude one thing, which is that she’s pregnant with his chil
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
  50. I think we are currently experiencing reality tv for men
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    Finally
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    Weeeee
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A reverse nut
  55. https://x.com/deitaone/status/1930704090977247492?s=46
  56. Lmao this is awesome
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    Amazing
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Azor Ahai, the rift that was promised
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/nfl/status/1930705430881214913?s=46
    Matt
  60. BREAKING
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
  62. Kenny Clark has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
  63. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/kanyewest/status/1930709557879439628
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Musk should just suspend Donald trump’s account
    Kyle Derrick
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I thought he was a truth social man
  66. Does he still tweet?
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think so
    Daniel Miller
  68. https://x.com/rory_johnston/status/1930703659156824362?s=46
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/cobie/status/1930725774015049835?s=46
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  71. So where are we eating tomorrow
  72. Brian, pick spot.
  73. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m feeling indecisive so I’ll throw out some options: kachka, grand fir, foxtrot or shalom yall
  74. Followed by rooftop was my thought
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yes.
  76. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Anythjng sound especially good to anyone?
  77. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Alright hearing nothing let’s go with Foxtrot
    Daniel Miller
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
  79. Matt avatar
    Deport Elon that would be funny
  80. Max Lieberman avatar
    Foxtrot sounds good, but I’ll toss out another option I’ve been wanting to try - might be too new/far (15 minute bike to rev hall from Sellwoodish area). Champs burgers looks dank and it’s at away days brewing
  81. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DG9TcMOSyZN/?igsh=bnZ4OXgxcG5vOGNs
  82. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Looks like it doesn’t open until 4
  83. Max Lieberman avatar
    Mmm shit
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s basically noon for Max
  85. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Down to hit that up soon though, looks dank
  86. Max Lieberman avatar
    Nvm foxtrot is go
  87. Yo dude not cool more like 1230 evan cmon
  88. I was trying to get us closer to A crop
  89. A devious little sneak I am
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean foxtrot is cool because it’s next to blutos
  91. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Guess we’ll have to settle for Sassy’s
    Max Lieberman
  92. Max Lieberman avatar
    🤷🏻‍♂️
  93. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/lib_crusher/status/1930722275562844252
  94. https://x.com/lolennui/status/1930710036462125113
    Evan Bbbender
  95. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/GranTorinoDSA/status/1930733342825046165
  96. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://x.com/stclairashley/status/1930691134138855638?s=46
    Evan Bbbender
  97. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/OneWordPowerful/status/1930722052014584102
    Evan Bbbender
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn that Ashley St Clair one is actually very funny