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  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tribal✅
    Jesus ✅
    Superman ✅
  2. Max Lieberman avatar
    mmmmm almost perfect I think it could be more tribal
  3. Those are thorns so don’t know if it fully checks it
  4. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Tough but fair judgement. No one said the triple crown is supposed to be easy
    Max Lieberman
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Think the Superman S was there first then it became a Jesus cover up?
  6. That would explain the disparate elements
  7. Max Lieberman avatar
    Very true - I think that’s a triple crown disqualification
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m actually bummed those are thorns
  9. Sickness lvl downgrade
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    4
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone tryna see the goofie
    Movie at Hollywood this weekend?
    Max Lieberman
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys if you want to get completely obliterated there is a place called tc olearys
    3
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Buy 20 20 oz pints of Guinness get one free
  16. But it has to be in one sitting
  17. Max Lieberman avatar
    Great price break until you factor in bail
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    We getting wasted tonight?
    Daniel Miller
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s a weeknight, I’d love to do a quick power-blackout
    Cullen Conway
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve been reading books to Maeve in a Werner Herzog accent and she’s both fascinated and frightened
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I do hello moon in a Bernie sanders voice
    Cullen Conway
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hello Goon
  23. Brian Ambuel avatar
    You going to Tc O’Leary’s? That’s practically my backyard
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    TC O’s rager after Great Notion
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah boys
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    This message upgraded me to available for Gametime tomorrow
    2
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What will you do with Maeve tho
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why do you care
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He’s concerned about your parenting
  30. You’re doing it sober too often
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She can’t bar crawl
  32. Brian Ambuel avatar
    She needs to learn
    Max Lieberman
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Neither can cullen without a fresh cut
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let the daughter watch
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/pff_fantasy/status/1923091180847300608?s=46
  36. This, I’m sorry, is just asking for it
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bill superbowl guaranteed
  38. Matt avatar
    Reacted 🖕 to “This, I’m sorry, is just asking for it”
  39. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Super Bowl appearance
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bag?
    Cullen Conway
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    I woke up with shit I need to get done in my inbox so I’m out for lunch but I’m for dinner
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that shit you need to get done getting a bag?
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    Man I wish
  44. Tho I’d probably fail at that
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where is fucky today
  46. https://x.com/famousboyfriend/status/1923162153726452012?s=46
    Max Lieberman
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Pasture ?
    Brian Ambuel
  48. For lunch ?
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It does have the best sammies
  50. Brian Ambuel avatar
    So good but they never pick up when I call to order
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Because they want you to drive your ass over and give them a kiss goodnight
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah that pissed me off about Tulip Shop when they straight told me that
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You know who always answers my calls? La Bonita
  54. Because it’s not very good
  55. Matt avatar
    Cullen Conway
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s about it
  57. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/newashcamp/status/1395608490983444480
    Cullen Conway
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Siri play Pompeii by bastille
    2
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wann ist hoen?
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    Pasture at 1230?
    2
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a Lieberman 11:45
    2
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lieberzeit
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Free time
  65. Or something idk
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dear time
  67. Freizeit would be free time
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cum time
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    ejakulierenzeit
  70. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/LolOverruled/status/1923427410508144743
    3
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Soon to be outlawed!!
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Jesus Christ
    Cullen Conway
  73. Turning into Running Man
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Underrated movie
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Surprised it hasn’t been rebooted
  76. Nevermind it has been. Coming out this November
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol because of course
  78. Matt avatar
    You just manifested it
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    See you brave boys at pasture
  80. Max Lieberman avatar
    Running on time - probably 1240
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    (Still 10 minutes late)
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We don ate da pum pum
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle we’re at the hilt
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nice
  85. Any notion on when you’re going to goon notion?
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah what’s the dinner plan?
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good nation @ 5?
    2
  88. Goon*
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yall gonna be hammered by then?
    Cullen Conway
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bitch I might be
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that was meant to be an exclamation point not a question mark
  92. That’s several hours of SSD
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Siri play radioactive by imagine dragons
  94. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll probably be to goontown closer to 4:45
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I want to drink NOW
  96. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was under the impression that you’ve been drinking
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I stopped
  98. But want back in
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJen3qGMgfY/?igsh=bWZwZXE5eW80MW9j
  100. Max Lieberman avatar
    I’m looking to get goont around 615
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    I will likely be leaving by or before then unfortunately
  102. As I will have my offspring
  103. Amanda has opted IN to craft
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 kyle drunk cig
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck and shit
  106. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Cullen 615 is very early to leave even with a child
  107. IMHO
  108. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tell that to my face like a man Brian
  109. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He will in 37 minutes
  110. Cullen Conway avatar
    He better
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s before girls night even starts
  112. Cullen Conway avatar
    Actually, he can say it to Maeve
  113. Ok I’m going to get Maeve and heading over
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You’re going to miss Brian’s complices party idiot
  115. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not if brian convinces me to bring my daughter over
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ow zaddy
  117. Pump that goonstick
  118. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is there a plan for after goon notion?
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’re going to take turns stepping on my testicles in high heels
  120. The weed is in me
  121. Things have been set into motion that cannot be undone
  122. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I want. Shebang
  123. Cullen Conway avatar
    I got a table outside
  124. There’s plenty of room to move inside if desired
  125. The bartender was laughing and giving me shit for making a gesture of taking a knife hit when I ordered my beer named knife hit
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shebeen is child friendly
  127. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m heading up now