Friday, March 28, 2025

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Have fun in Vegas with Jerry boys!!!!!! 🤑🤮

I hope they play shakedown street!!!

Someone put 100k on black for me

Goddamnit

Come on guys we need quorum

We need quorum!

That’s not how this works

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Person next to me on the flight is drinking an espresso martini, ripping a Zyn, and playing blackjack on their phone

Just rolling into Vegas full speed ahead

Setting the tempo

He’s the pace car yeah

Get on their level

Please hit a slot machine immediately at the Vegas airport

Like this one?

I was picturing one in the middle of terminal in a kiosk fashion but that’s even better

I’m waiting to lose my money with you Dan

I think my $200 cash should be good for 15 minutes and a Michelobe Ultra

Then you just need more cash

Coming from a dude rolling in with $5

Get ready to lose some craiji money with craiji taxi

And a debit card!

What about the gash?

No FaceTime

Yeah right bro

Buckle the fu k up

You know I’m comin

Smoking lounge slot machines in the airport is the real pic

Hopefully the Vegas boys can muster a hoen lunch together

I think it’s a full horn weekend

Can someone get a hand job from a prostitute (condom on)?

https://x.com/deitaone/status/1905649046502477966?s=46

Are we great yet?

More kids with measles than there are trans athletes in the ncaa but they don’t get the same coverage

I’m a trans athlete with measles

Coach!

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420 moredick