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Wednesday, March 19, 2025

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/johncusack/status/1902142650217591269
  2. Man John cusack fucking hates Elon musk
  3. Matt avatar
    Hey it’s me John cusack
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I confuse him with lieb schrieber for some reason
  5. But only one of them has what it takes to narrate hard knocks
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I hope lieb Schrieber hates Elon too
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wasn’t Cusack cancelled for anti semitism stuff a few years ago. I guess everyone gets a turn
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Was he? No idea
  10. I just know him from mid movies
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    In June 2019, Cusack tweeted out an i
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, that thing
  13. Adaptation was good though
  14. Matt avatar
    I don’t think Cusack had anything to do with Adaptation?
  15. Evolution?
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, don’t know why I thought that. Must’ve been thinking of hot tub Time Machine 2
  17. Man this is a very bad list of movies
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He’s no Brad Dourif
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Brad Dourif, no controversies, no big roles, just good old fashioned acting
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, he’s the voice of Chucky?
  21. I once made evan sit on his couch and watch an entire chucky movie
  22. Matt avatar
    So much chucky today
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Horrible movies
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    3
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/dankcharnley/status/1902140234109743115
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hardened Jizz Sock aka Dank Charnley
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
  28. Very Matt coded
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lasagna cannot melt steel girders
    Matt
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol. Didn’t see that one coming.
  31. https://www.thewrap.com/x-bounces-back-44-billion-valuation-twitter-elon-musk/
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a shame really
  33. I saw an Apple ad on it the other day
  34. Matt avatar
    Good he should sell it then
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Amongst all the indecipherable slop
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s buying more of it.
  37. Its the modern form of oligarchy, you buy a business and have interests patronize it for your influence.
  38. crazy that twitter/x makes money now
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My heart goes out to him
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  41. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Wait is that valuation solely based on what Elon was buying additional shares at? FT is paywalled so can’t read further on who the additional investors were
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, they sold more shares to additional investors.
  43. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Actual investors or people trying to buy influence? Guess it’s all the same these days, but still probably not worth that purely as a going concern
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, dunno why they bought, it does have a better p/e than when it was sold to him for whatever that’s worth.
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean aren’t the earnings whatever they say they are? Are they subject to the same disclosures as a public l company
  46. I have to imagine it’s largely contrived
  47. Just like the amount of money the amazing Tesla robot is going to make them
  48. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/FaceOffOnVHS/status/1902058063579766849
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is this the riddler?
  50. Or is it the rizzler
  51. Matt avatar
    He used to have commercials where he was dressed like that and hock his book about getting free money from the government
  52. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NECn-uohptg
    Kyle Derrick
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    For a minute I wasn’t sure if it was Ellen Degeneres
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I remember those
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 Do not cum. I’m gonna cum
    Kyle Derrick
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen cleaning up at the central time 420s
  57. Matt avatar
    Anyone have a 2025 death pool? I’d like to get some action on Kanye
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My death pool is model year 2022
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kalshi bro
  60. Or that other one…
  61. Which I can’t remember for some reason