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  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 applebbees
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Eating good in the neighborhood I see
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ass feasting
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone tryna fuck with the new bong joint?
  5. (Mickey17)
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I want to fux but idk if I can this weekend
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    I do want to as well but not this weekend
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just meant generally
    Cullen Conway
  9. This weekend is also not ideal for me
  10. Matt avatar
    Same
  11. It’s 2.5 hours too unfortunately
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Now that I think of it, next weekend is also not good. Maybe next Monday?
  13. lol that’s st Patrick’s day
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Drinkenmann
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Arschlemmen
  16. Turns out that’s not even a word. Idk why google translate called it ass licking
    Evan Bbbender
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/TenreiroDaniel/status/1897841337426174288
    Daniel Miller
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/wideofthepost/status/1897839889049436557
  19. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dropping a bombs is gay af
  20. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/jaubreyYT/status/1897812965409124693
    Cullen Conway
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Immense hatred for Elon aside, I’m all for spacex building next generation rockets. But why can’t they be more responsible with their launches it’s so fucking reckles
  22. I guess also if you also cut out the power of all the government funding that also went in to just enriching a huge fucking asshol
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just made some Elon
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Same
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Prove it
    Matt
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
  28. I have a migraine coming in so I’m drinking and eating weed gummies
    Cullen Conway
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Self care
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah dude let’s go
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No it sucks
  32. But at least a good excuse for some mmm alcohol at 9am
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt
  34. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/lsthief/status/1897833013939257379
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Where da horn today?
  36. Matt avatar
    Los hermanos in an hour
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    🤙
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Los hermanos?
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    1 like = 1 sandwich
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Google doesn’t show anything with that name
  41. Matt avatar
    Dos hermanos sorry
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dos hermanos bakery?
  43. In se
  44. Matt avatar
    Yeah
  45. Sandwich week offering looks dank
  46. We are mostly biking and there may be bang bang
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn yall got a secret horn lunch bike chat?
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    The last message in it was “chop my dick off”
    Matt
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s not a secret chat but it is this chat minus you because you always hate on it
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sad
    Matt
  51. I also do not hate on it
  52. I just don’t attend
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Okay then we’ll bring it back here
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I may try and join today if I can get up without pain/vomiting
  55. Matt avatar
    I had a migraine earlier this week and now my scalp is weirdly tender after, never had that happen before
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That sounds strange. I’ve had mild headaches that carry into the next day or two but never anything like that
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ve had that before, allodynia
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This one seems different though as my ibprubfen/beer/weed combo had little effect
  59. Is the second bang known location?
  60. Matt avatar
    Maybe Wayfinder?
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    We’ve discussed Wayfinder and Lardo
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Those both look p dank
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://everout.com/portland/events/jawn-boi/e198640/
  64. I’m getting this fucker for dinner
  65. Could be a bang-bang-bang
  66. Matt avatar
    Sounds like Ricky Martin in the house
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn now I’m perusing sandwiches
  68. Matt avatar
    Someone sounds a little hoeny
    Cullen Conway
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I already called out of work but idk if I can physically do it
    Evan Bbbender
  70. Perhaps more drugs and alcohol will help
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They always do for me
  72. Until the next day
  73. But future Homer
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I mean this isn’t a hangover
  75. Yet
  76. So 1230 dos hermanos?
    Daniel Miller
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Drinking coffee and farting currently
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ll be at fracture next door
  79. Matt avatar
    Cullen is this your backpack here
  80. Timbuk2
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  82. He says no
  83. Matt avatar
    It was Brian’s
  84. Will someone order me a beer
  85. IPA preferably
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
    Max you should ride with bender
  87. He’s leaving now
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Going to wayfinder ?
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll drive down there max id you want a ride
  91. Yes
  92. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Max we are going to Wayfindwr
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
  94. Leel
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Linguo is dead
    Cullen Conway
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2