Wednesday, January 15, 2025
105 messages from 6 senders:Daniel Miller 29Cullen Conway 23Evan Bbbender 21Matt 17Brian Ambuel 8Kyle Derrick 7
420 beefy labKyle Derrick
https://x.com/desusnice/status/1879096404741894154Matt
https://x.com/Anania00/status/1878973982596354054- Me, when I taste sweet, sweet alcohol for the first time in 30 daysBrian Ambuel2
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https://everout.com/portland/events/portland-mercurys-2025-wiener-week/e194760/- New week just dropped2
- Oh fuck yeah
- Glizzy days
Lol. At least we know that lardo is a sex offender nowBrian Ambuel- What a photoCullen Conway
- Are corn wieners heresy in glizzy week or fair game?
- There are some dank looking glizzies, ngl
- There you go, Matt
- Fuck this list is making me hoen
- Honey butter country fare has been on my radar for a while they are basically the only corn dogs in townKyle Derrick
- There’s another vegan elote corndog I saw haha
- We need to hoen dog week
- Matt I didn’t realize you were so into corn dogs
- Imagine how many glizzies we could slam
- Yes we must
- I was feeling inspired after the moto show and did some research
- I just like them because I can share them with the boiz
- Exactly, eating a corn dog by yourself is kinda gay but passing one around the bros very cool2
- That’s sort of the opposite of a “hot dog is a one man journey “
- Corn dogs are communal
- But no one gets chips
- Nobody gets chips
- If I die before everyone, which I intend to, I want you all to angrily stomp atop a bag of jalapeño chips outside of the mazot for m
- Have any of you guys had No Saint?
- Yeah it looks good I’ve never been though
- How about Oma’s?
- Fun read for the Elon obsessives
- https://open.substack.com/pub/samharris/p/the-trouble-with-elon?r=5eip0&utm_medium=ios
- Damnit I hit the paywall!
- I was enjoying it
- O damn, I thought it would let you past that
- Must be a timer
- Read faster cullen!
- Fucking paywall
- Just paste the text into the chat
- Unless the tldr is Elon is a piece of shit who doesn’t care what anyone thinks unless they want to suck his dick
- It’s about his evolution as an AOE Smurf
- Must read
- Sam Harris hates Muslims tho!!
- True though
- He bet Elon that Covid would spread, Elon gave him 1000:1 odds. Then Elon lost the bet and hasn’t spoken to him since
- It’s pretty funny
- That is funny I like that
- Put up $1 million (to charity) against a bottle of tequila lol
- Yeah I got that far, I assume he had some deeper dive into his odd and combative behavior tho
- Nah, then he just starts philosophizing about his moral failings
- Good enough
- https://x.com/MayorOfLA/status/1879045274938876148
- Thank you Netflix
- Thank you to our brave titans of commercial industry
- Karen tweets while LA burns
- Makes you sick
- https://x.com/velvetmilkman0/status/1879570908433850846?s=10
- Inspiring
- https://x.com/ajbefumo/status/1879581815213834560
- Don’t brush past this Matt
- This is importany
- Wait
- Back to that woman
- That’s less than 90 seconds a hog
- Oh yeah bro
- This has been a major discussion topic on the chairlift
This isn’t even the original girl that was planning this stunt- She came in and stole her thunder
- I know
- That’s what I was getting at
- Now lily phillips has to do 1500Matt
- No way they all take the maximum 90seconds
- Some of them must be in there for a single stroke
- And she must need a break
- Do they have to cum for it to count?
- No way they could cum
- What kind of Mormon ass gang bang is this?
- Idk I’m old fashioned and believe climax must be achieved for it to count
- That would be like one of those two liter bottles of Mountain Dew full of cum
- I believe Lily, the original slut, intended to make all 1000 bust
- Unclear where the cum would be deposited
- I need to get back on twitter
- You don’t get this quality of content on Sam Harris substack
- Even without the paywall!
- The previous world record had a 45 second max per dude. That woman got angry because guys were staying on beyond that wanting to bust.
- I assume she used the same rules
- They basically need to be fluffing themselves when they are in the hole
- And on deck
- To borrow some tennis terms
- Yeah dudes standing next to eachother fluffing and yacking it up
- Lending each other a hand to stay hornyCullen Conway
- Whats the word for 1000 dicks
- KiloBoner ?
- Peninnium ?
- Dudes supporting dudeEvan Bbbender
- What’s the most the gash has ever handled in a day?Cullen Conway
- Really a deep dive into the theater of the absurd
- https://x.com/PopBase/status/1879606702678413795
- Trump got the village people that dude love YMCA so much
- Get your porn now, boys
- Portland to be a sanctuary city for pornCullen Conway
- Ordering an 8 TB hard drive right nowCullen Conway