Friday, October 18, 2024

Could fux

Would fux

The eternal challenge

Rose VL and Hà VL

Little Bird

Kachka

Toya Ramen

No kachka I can’t get wasted

Little bird

I forgot they were PERMANENTLY CLOSED

No

And that’s what I meant by little bird lol

That place looks dank

Yeah I’ve been wanting to try it

I mentioned it here and you ignored it

Hell yeah

I won’t do that if you don’t drink your cocktail, Dan

That’s a special place we only go to for packer games

Wing stop commercial during the football game just gave me hardcore nostalgia

Absolutely disgusting

True. But…yall just needed to get on Brian and my level where we didn’t give a fuck about premix it was just enjoying tequila at a Wingstop with the boys

😂

That sounds about right

Hey I’m just sitting there glad to be at Wingstop with the boys

Same brother

Nothing like it

Yo, they have a “soupless ramen” carbonaramen and I might need to fux that

Like I’m getting that

They have dick sucking in the bathroom too

No thanks on that

I have a gash

Con gash?

And I sometimes feel like yall only hang out with me to breed my gash

Where are the children, Cullen?

The katsu looks so fucking good

Oh yeah I didn’t even notice that

We might need to family style some shit

Dan can do his famous “round of apps for the boys”

I loved his, “I’m not rich enough to gesticulate like this in major US cities”

I’ve seen him do it in Jacksonville AND Fort Worth

Hell yeah

https://x.com/fastasleep000/status/1846989087749689739

Damn that really dates jay-z more than anything

Now at the club they just coat check your cigarettes and extort you for tips

I roll up to the club like this

https://x.com/oldinternetfeel/status/1847055447217655984?s=46

https://x.com/nc5/status/1847268525200564375?s=46

I wonder if he was smoking a cig

Hell yeah

He looks like Ted Kasinski

Anyone getting a pre-hoen?

https://x.com/rancorenabler69/status/1847203450716582366?s=46

Seent- love the handle

That’s it! Shut up and give me 10 Iroquois Twists

Buckle up, Max.

Gonna be seeing a few of these at work this holiday season

Happened to me last year but I accidentally used a glass tree topper and it shattered inside me

Every year evan!

That’s why I go with wood carved

Gotta keep it polished

+1 hoen

Don’t forget to be 15 minutes late, as is tradition

-3 hone

So what is that 4 hoen & -3 hone?

Don’t entertain Kyle’s FUCKING SHIT here man

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/oct/17/olympic-snowboarder-cocaine-ring-ryan-james-wedding

Fuck yeah

Makes it seem like he’s on the run via snowboard

We did

12

And 12:15 for Max

Hoen

I’m off today, just finished a final panel interview and want to get my pp wet

Hell yeah congrats dude

I’ll bring my gash

Con gash

Might be extra late today boys😝🤪

Fuck yeah

Did we say Toyo for lunch?

Toya

Wait that’s closed for lunch

Yeee

Where is lunch?

Opens 4:30pm

Cullen did you fuck us?

My god…

I fucked us

I was getting really amped

Heather is pissed

She just called you a fucking idiot

Back to the drawing board boys!!!

That’s nice of heather

Fuck, it’s crunch time

I lost track of time and was probably going to be late anyway

I’ll get on the lunch machine

Is heather coming to lunch?

No she was just making a funny

She was actually…quoting me

How hard is it raining?

2 hard 2 biketown?

It’s squirting a bit

What if we went somewhere close to max and matt that way they can’t be late

Yea make a decision so I can bus or bike

We could do Olympia provisions

Flying Fish or laurelhurst are hoen classics otherwise IDK someone else float something

They have sandwiches

I can make it to Olympia provisions via bus by noon

I guess a little after at this point

Or I can bike town I don’t think its raining that hard

But make a decision fuckers

Daddy need drinks

Laurelhurst would work for me

Nobody is helping now!!!

drinky don’t correct me apple

Laurelhurst is always good

Can always fux laurelhurst and ez access to the rest of the booze

It’s just lower on the hoen scale because it’s not sit down

What is ez access in this scenario

It is sit down

Oh because c 28th

They don’t serve you Cullen

You have to go up like scum

Vermin

Filth

Jk I mean it’s great

Yes because 28th

Well if daddy need drinky, who are we to deny him

Last curve ball: what if we did friendship kitchen for pho

It’s near there

I’d phox

Thats fine

Let’s phox

Alright I might be a little early I want to get out of the house

I’ll head down now and meet you Matt

Cullen pick me up

No

-3 hone

Buy me bonestorm

Ok I’ll get you asshole

Thank yooou ^_^

Teehee

Friendship kitchen

Please see above

On ne 24th and glisan

Punch him in the collar bone

I'm not going to let you breed my gas if you keep talking like that

More breeding for the rest of the boys

Cullen, your gash is breedable?

I thought it was just a fuck slit

Siri reading that to me was in all timer. But yes, I paid for the premium gas.

Science has once again outdid itself

Matt if already be there by evan isn’t ready

I’ve been outside his house for a loooooong time

Eat shit

Come caca!

Dan hurt me already

Like a legit backhand

To the gash?

Can’t hurt the gash

Wanna bet?

Where yall drinking?

Beulah

Shut up coward

I know Beulah isn’t open yet

They aren’t but they served me

Jimmy is here and said it’s championship treatment

And said the homies are welcome too

I still smell bs

We got first chair

Check your upper lip

That’s sick

Freshies

I was hoping to come by but don’t think it will be feasible now

They won’t let you in anyway

Of course they would

I’m a 3 time champ

Shut that reminds me I need to get my tat updated

You also need to cum

Who doesn’t?

I certainly do

Can you check if my secret henny stash is still in the upper deck of the toilet?

It was 😜

Both?

Both

And the pint taped to the back of the pinball

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperspermia

Do you have a male accessory gland infection?

I wish!

I just cum loads

This male accessory is an extravagance the crown cannot afford!

420 Penicio Del Toro