Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Why does the game keep getting smokier?

It’s not in Mexico so most of the fans are smoking

Classic Gay Davis

He caught it though

Catches in the NFL usually count for yards

https://x.com/KingJames/status/1838373051433619464

🐐 on 🐐

Solid use of the football emoji

Wouldn’t want anyone to be confused with Josh Allen of Westminster FC

Mack Hollins is jacked but not very good

Hoenee

That’s a hoen

This game is over lol

Nice to see Coleman finally get a tud

Yeah he was very open there

Damn

Damar huh

Damar

Bad throw tho

Somebody better call the hambulance for Trevor

That should be his celebration

Bender should get a Hamlin jersey

He’s bringing his Sanchez Jets jersey to CDMX

When the Vikes play the Jets

Is he still eligible for comeback player of the year?

Well Sanchez is a Mexican legend so that’s appropriate

Bringing the Sanchez jersey to CDMX

Would wear a Hamlin jersey though

Just convert your Subaru to a hambaru

Custom paint job isn’t cheap

He died for you though

Injury time out

Maybe hambulance comes out

That pays big money if you get damar Hamlin int & hambulance sighting

Anyone watch the penguin? Kind of felt like Colin Farrell doing a Pauly Walnuts impression in a Tony suit

I’ve been thinking about checking it out but also meh

That would have killed me

But sorry

Should have caught it

I missed it who ate?

Shakir

Evan, Berman’s fasted minute is coming up

WHOP

More Kincaid please

This is a bloodbath

It’s nasty

5 yht

Nightmare for the jaguars lol

Might have to call my dr if this erection doesn’t chill out

Uh oh not over yet!

They are rallying!

Lmao

I will cut my big toe off if the bills lose this game

Like that ain’t happening

34-3 feels like a scoragami tho

Eh maybe not

Now 34-2, that must be one

Seems like a great time to rest cook

Don’t want him getting hurt after all

34-3 is a cursed score wasn’t that the falcons Super Bowl?

28-3, please

Damn the bengals tho

A lineman just ate hummus

I saw

Jayden Daniels first td

Von what a legend

Please put in anyone but James cook to close this game out

Fuuuck I’m gonna lose

Giving the ball to straight Davis instead

Would love a nice 12 minute jaguars drive here

I’m sure cook is done

I hope so

Can the jaguars have some dignity and drive

wtf bro

Just 1 ten minute drive

Just to end the game plz

Drive cancelled

They should only give it to cook here on out

Both sides of the ball

Please no

A 20 yarder would do it

Here comes the cook pick 6

Lol

What about another Kincaid td

Did you guys know that Peter Dinklage is older than Warwick Davis

Is cook out? Wtf

It’s a blowout

He was very good

Bro it’s been a blowout

But they scored too many points

Oh

Just let him punch one more in

I didn’t see Max’s comment

How about Kincaid instead

Straight Davis

Scoragami?

Not a scoragami

https://x.com/Commanders/status/1838415760043004298

https://x.com/merrittk/status/1838323556989415787

Dark!

I’d like to see the mice they tested this on

https://x.com/PaulTweetsRIP/status/1838376559968657529

The Carr magic is over and murder has returned

People say Philly fans are bad but they don’t go out and kill people when they lose

Because they’re always killing prople

It’s harder to kill with a battery than a gun

https://x.com/shannonthedude/status/1838261588047901060?s=46

What is going on with this man’s stomach

I saw that

Looks like the weights are fake

And I assume he’s wearing some sort of fat suit

Unless he’s got like weird HGH shit going on

It’s obviously a fat suit

Why tho

Oh okay I can see it now

To make a dumb video?

Ah

https://x.com/AlanDersh/status/1838654288337187079

420 hot