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Monday, September 23, 2024

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/dylanoa4/status/1837927024759132358?s=46
  2. Black moon and the silver spoon
    Ruinous jaunt on the rollercoaster tycoon
    Big red hat on the crimson baffoon
    Cry a silver tear before you goo
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s the magic he was talking about
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah no his lyrics are insane
  5. Like damn how do you write like that
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Shut up
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  8. No I fucking won’t
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    I know you don’t like Bob
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bob Dylan’s lyrics are not magic they’re fucking boring nonsense
  11. His music is not great
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Everyone knows you don’t like Bob
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d dig in here but it’s not worth it so I’m just gonna go crank
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good crank and listen to my favorite Bob Dylan song joker man
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
  17. I’m gonna cum to it then too
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s fucking magic
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    Shut the fuck up
  20. Get over it
  21. You don’t like the guy
  22. Fine
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No you get over it
  24. 🖕🏻
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    NO
  26. YOU GET OVER IT
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/nfl/status/1838033095259500677?s=46
  28. Poor people are in for a bloodbath
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.google.com/search?q=atmosfear+ride+stuck&sca_esv=93ba128cb291b7aa&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJSgq56Jhta2UHwxT1CWqxOoC8TOw%3A1727059225415&source=hp&ei=GdXwZojKFpGe0PEPjo6B6Aw&oq=at
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That former bills sex offender punter is good
    Cullen Conway
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have a connection to that guy haha
  32. A dude I know is his brother
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Whoa
  34. Matt avatar
    Rape god
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    And at a bachelor party with said brother he was heated as shit about his brother being misconstrued as a rape god
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Isn’t that diddy
  37. Matt avatar
    Diddy the punter
    3
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Plz god beat the chiefs
  39. Matt avatar
    Curtis mcreamy going to blow it
  40. Pathetic
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hate that choice
  42. Throw the ball
  43. Matt avatar
    That’s what happens when your qb is 0 mobile threat even for a tush push
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I keep forgetting not everyone has Malik Willis
  45. Matt avatar
    Attachment
  46. https://x.com/HammerHeadBets/status/1838052371345145980
  47. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/jon_bois/status/1838057352198594605
  48. That’s on Kurt for not seeing they had that shit stacked up and they were in trouble call a timeout dummy
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah insane not to throw it there but ok
  50. Hate the chiefs idk if I can watch them play in the sb again
  51. Matt avatar
    Bills Vikes Super Bowl anyway
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m good with that but one of you will leave broken
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Just watched I Saw The TV Glow and feel like you guys would like it
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would fix
  55. Fux
  56. Matt avatar
    I saw it thought it was decent enough a bit melancholy
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I’m not gonna argue that
  58. Matt avatar
    Did it make you trans?
    Max Lieberman
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/browns_iran/status/1837995324885143743?s=46
    Matt
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol.
  61. https://x.com/Browns_Iran
  62. What an account
  63. Max Lieberman
  64. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/SilverVVulpes/status/1837861126165397978
    Cullen Conway
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Strongly agree
  66. So that’s why uncle June was so embarrassed
  67. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well I’d say that’s about enough work for today
    2
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Strongly agree
  69. Matt avatar
    Monday HOEN?
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm
  71. I could eat
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m too scared that I’ll end up drinking through lunch on a monday
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I won’t be having alcohol if we go but I’d eat
  74. Matt avatar
    Not a real hoen without irresponsible drinking
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Welp
  76. Then I must abstain
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    My heart says no, but my hoen says hell yeah
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s pretty ambiguous tbh
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yall coming hard or hardly coming?
  80. Matt avatar
    Anyone fuxing for the billies tonight?
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll be watching for sure
  82. Matt avatar
    4:30 start time is something
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s early but I kinda like it
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/CJadk99erh
  85. Can’t wait to see all his dank posts again
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Same
  87. Via your hourly Elon updates
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Please every other day or so
  89. But I get it I’ll seethe in quiet now
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You loved him so much and now you hate him so
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean I was very wrong about him
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It seemed to be less about him and more space X
  93. Like you gush over space X
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Spacex is very awesome
  95. Daniel Miller avatar
    All the companies (except twitter) are still cool. Its just him that’s change
  96. Old men get rich and go crazy sometimes
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think a lot of people would disagree with you Dan
  98. Due to their proximity to Elon
  99. Daniel Miller avatar
    I mean, the products are good
  100. Cool is subjective, sure.
  101. But like there is internet in space and the model Y was the bestselling car in the world
  102. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How long the batteries on those good for?
  103. Daniel Miller avatar
    Teslas ?
  104. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do they tell you when you buy em?
  105. Aye
  106. Daniel Miller avatar
    I mean it depends on how you drive it, the climate where you live, your charing methods etc.
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Interesting. The claim is 200k miles
  108. Daniel Miller avatar
    There are 8 year old Teslas still with the original battery and at 80% of the capacity of when it was new
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I thought big problem with EVs is their batteries shit out after like a decade
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    The batteries are replaceable and recyclable
  111. So you can mitigate some of that
  112. But yeah, its basically like no maintenance for a decade and then pay a big cost at the end
  113. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Isnt replacing the battery cost prohibitive?
  114. Daniel Miller avatar
    It was, has gotten cheaper
  115. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Like I thought the battery was a significant part of the price of the car
  116. Daniel Miller avatar
    The costs for everything have come down a lot
  117. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Aye
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    But yeah, its expensive
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Median price to replace a model y is $15k
  120. Basically what it would cost to get a new engine
  121. So probably totaled
  122. /new car time
  123. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m gonna hold off for the cum powered car
  124. It’s either cum or gas for me
  125. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Available soon
  126. Matt are you hosting billies or what
  127. Daniel Miller avatar
    California has mandated that all cars have to be cum powered by 2035
  128. Evan BbbenderMedian price to replace a model y is $15k
    It will be a lot less in 8 years time
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean that is a good thing and I hope it is the case
  130. Matt avatar
    Billies will be watched here
  131. Kyle Derrick avatar
  132. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s very pro cim
  133. Cum
  134. Evan Bbbender avatar
    MattBillies will be watched here
    Are you saying I can watch me some billies at your house or what
  135. though I’ll probably just lay on my couch because lazy.
  136. Matt avatar
    Are you bringing beef on weck?
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No no I don’t have any handy
  138. Matt avatar
    Gotta pay the beef toll
  139. Kyle Derrick avatar
    TLaw is gonna wreck the Billie’s beef
  140. Matt avatar
    Their dumb coach kind of has our number but the jags have looked extra bad this year and it’s been a while since they have actually come to Buffalo our last home game against them was in London
  141. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I was trolling
  142. But appreciate the sincere response
  143. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Your response has secured a bill vicotry
    Matt
  144. Matt avatar
    Thanks you have sussed out my intentions and have thus reversed my voodoo and now further measures are necessary
    2
  145. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Suss my dick
    MattEvan Bbbender
  146. Max Lieberman avatar
    I get off around 7 but might come by your place to catch the end if the cafeteria has enough beef and weck left to punch my ticke
  147. Matt avatar
  148. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gabe Davis revenge game?
  149. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gabe Davis revenge porn
    Evan Bbbender
  150. Matt avatar
    Hoengus