Friday, September 20, 2024

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Damn

I should have swatted the colluders

Hard to say

Game one felt like it was only illegal formation

Often depends on the ref crew

Yes

Perplexity

First six weeks?

Counting preseason flags?

Hahaha that’s AI for ya

ChatGPT baby

Must be

Perplexity fabricates less shit than ChatGPT

Fabricate my dick

Are we gonna do some luchador shit?

Wrong chat

Shut up

Callate, puta!

Your Spanish is getting pretty good, Kale

Miro pornog en español todos los dias

Cornudo?

Literally means horned

Cornudo is what I call eating my raw azz

What makes it raw?

It’s a play off crudo

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Fine day for a fresh hop

Fine day to kiss the homies good night

I have family in town I’ve been downgraded to unlikely unless it’s on the later end of the afternoon

4:30 seems to fit that requirement?

I’m probably looking at more around 6

Not sure that counts as afternoon, my man

End of

Questionable here

I think kyle and I are biking there but we don’t have any children to contribute

We can snag some on the way

There are some schools on the way

We’ll grab them

Where’s it at again?

My status is questionable, game time decision most likely

Prost

Oh. I misread. I thought we were going to the strip club for the “fresh puss” festival

I might not have a child with me either it appears

Is Amanda bailing on book club?

I don’t know but apparently she and Maeve will be at the zoo at 4pm

Anyone have a sawzall?

Making a glory hole?

I have a jigsaw too but using it as a sawzall feels iffy though we’ve done it before

Yes we are adding a 4th glory hole you can never have too many

https://x.com/pardonmytake/status/1837128619375685935?s=46

Banger quote

https://x.com/underthenettle/status/1837071793900671114?s=46

Best French innovation since the maginot line

I might bike over at 4 instead

Got hoen

I’ll be there a bit after probably 4:30

Maybe 4:15 if I’m extra hoen

Yeah I’m likely 445 earliest

I may have to bail completely depending on how long my haircut takes

Yeah my barber is running 15 late so I’m probably out

I will be ingesting marijuana and getting on my bike soon

They are Cajun

Honey, I cajunized the tots! 😱

Where y’all hoenin’?

Prostidad

Many hoens to you

How late yall think you’ll be there?

6

Okay I’ll come fuck ya

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😎