Friday, September 13, 2024

Erection

Go for it

Don’t be a pussy

Hell yeah brother

Cowardly

There we go

Cook squirt

That’s a bit of ejaculate in my pants

That’s a creamer

I like James

He’s cooking this year finally

If bills win subway on me boys

Erection?

I love tua

He’s slinging it

I’m a Robby chosen man though

Formerly chosen Anderson

Then Robby chosen

Limp pp

I want more tuddies

They just need to feed Kincaid

Kieeeeeeeeertus

Tua is dealing

😮‍💨

Former bill!

Jordan poyer

Former beaver

Ray DOINGUS

Here’s the Josh rush td for sure

Oo James has a double

Oh no Alec

Interesting call

This is going to be like 42-17

Inshallah

(Dolphins)

How could you

His name is James

Omg

James too cold

I was so wrong about him

He’s lethal

We know

You make snap judgements

He already has more tds than he had in all of 2023

So whatever that’s worth

I didn’t know bills had mvs lol

Tua

Oops

Turnaballova

Jesus dude

Honestly 42-17 seeming really likely now

That would be 🔥

Has Dame been in his jersey?

Yes

There ya have it

That overcame the bender jinx

Honestly I don’t really know if it’s an overreaction at this point to ask

Is Tua cooked?

Might just be sushi

Poke

There’s the fencer

Jesus

He needs to retire

If I may dust off a classic

He just got paid though

At first I thought he was indicating first down oddly

Lol I was like yup that’s the fencing response

Yeah bro me too

Did he get cracked again?

Oh my yes

I’m bathing my kid

Oh yeah he rushed and got cracked and 🤺

He got hit bad

Oh damn it was Hamlin who took Tua out

Should have sent in the hambulance

Would have been so sick if it was at buffalo

Trubiski time?

https://x.com/warmfourloko/status/1254617024334114817?s=46

I’m legit worried about bender doing this in Mexico

Lfg

https://x.com/BuffaloBills/status/1834432275238228262

Jinx my dick

Honestly bills looked insane tonight

But the dolphins also looked like ass lol

Except achane

Beast

https://x.com/wyermush/status/1834416812970193398?s=46

Did they have the varsity blues bubba talk with him yet?

I was expecting Hamlin to lay a hit on him on the replay but he just gets in his way and Tua dives at him head first! When was the last time a QB got a head injury with 0 flag on the play? But you couldn’t even flag him. That guys brain is mus

https://x.com/AlanDersh/status/1834573369208910180

About to text Dersh pics of my asshole

https://x.com/princevogel/status/1833988079809417224?s=46

I too am wondering this

They always give horses the good stuff

https://x.com/gumby4christ/status/1834588595811664336

Wen hoen?

We haven’t been able to settle this

At this point we could just do a lunch then meet up again for hh later

That’s late but I think I could fix

Fux

I like that approach

I should be free from like 12-5 and am down for whatever

Hoenilidad

I’d prolly fux that mouf

Where should we go for our late yummer

There’s a spot near max with a pizza special on HH I’ve been wanting to check out but that doesn’t fit todays criteria with no Max and evan having peez later

Then why did I have the bowl, cullen?

Exactly

but yes no peetz for me

Something new sounds fun tho

Yeah I would try something new but I don’t know anything because I’m an idiot

I’ll look at places after my run

Evan’s gonna get back from his run and suggest Blutos

Mmm blutos

So good

They have such yummy hummus

We’re not doing Blutos

I will also research options

Let’s try blutos

I wonder what that place is that went into the Goose’s spot on 28th

I’ve always been curious about Tacovore too but I think Benders had that

Looks like the place that went into the goose is ‘Moonshot Tavern’

I’d try that

Opens at 3 tho

The benefit is it’s right next to holmans!

I would fux tacovore its pretty good but its not like true to form Mexican

Moonshot tavern sounds chill

Does that mean 3pm lunch?

I’m eating lunch before hoen

Yeah me too

I may have a snack

There’s construction on my street and they turned the water off and now I can’t shower so I just smell

Weird flex but ok

I thought moonshot?

Moonshot yeah

2pm Tacovore->3pm moonshot?

Mad man

Uuuh sure that works too lol

Look, gotta each lunch somewhere

Yeah I’m down to eat at tacovore it’s pretty good

It’s no Matt’s bbq tacos but nothing really is

Do you want a ride brian?

Yeah that would be great bro

Anna is coming too.

That’s dank

You’re welcome to come shower here in the meantime if you want to wash that run off

Ah thanks man, I’ll be alright I’m just gonna stink for a while lol

It’s fun to stink

This explains a lot

https://x.com/UgaritNoosphere/status/1834635486452682895

X

X

N

Damn, hell yeah

I almost went N

N is good for sure

Anyone checking out the Talk Tuah pod?

Hey uuh brian can I actually take you up on that offer

I don’t want to be stinky anymore

Hose him off in the back yard like a dog

It’s fun to stink

THEY DID HIM LIKE A DOG!

lol yeah dude head on over

Run the stink off

K coming

Guys I finalized my Mexico mood board:

Yall interested in drinking semen like fermented agave?

It’s alcoholic

In cdmx

Yeah!

Indeed

Yeah I’ve never had it but figure when in Rome

https://x.com/g0thgoblin/status/1834488528987738365?s=46

https://x.com/nflrookiewatxh/status/1834433440252383415?s=46

They’re really leaving out the most important stat

But you know what maybe he is good

And good for him!

Kyle, warning: I’ll be wearing my Jean jacket today

Are you coordinating outfits?

No, kyle does not like serendipitous matching

Bro it’s too warm for your denim jacket today

Be free

So goon shot at 3?

You know you might be right actually

Yes I’m going to tacovore right now tho