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  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/1801286439994314848?s=46
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  2. Max Lieberman avatar
    Mid afternoon Hoen? Happy hour Hoen?
  3. Hoen check one two
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What’d you have in mind? I have some work I need to do this afternoon unfortunately but could possibly happy hour
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hey creamy fuck man
    Evan Bbbender
  6. Max Lieberman avatar
    There is a new cart at hinterland that does burgers/brats. Perhaps Leroy’s familiar vittles. Could have a cocktail in my yard
  7. Hey creamy fuck man
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That sounds pretty fun to me
  9. I mean I could possibly do a lunch or later afternoon hh
  10. Matt avatar
    I have a relatively tight window this afternoon. Will depend on when this computer gets delivered but I also have to be back here by like
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ah SO
  12. Max Lieberman avatar
    Dropping Mercedes off at work at like 1:30 but good after that
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Put me down as a maybe
  14. But happy hour sounds fun
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m on crank and listening to fleet foxes
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  16. Matt avatar
    You’re no HB
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m buying a gun
  18. Matt avatar
    ok getting closer
  19. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone know any good escort services?
  20. Matt avatar
    Few blocks south of 82nd and sandy they working 24/7
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t think those are HB quality escorts
  22. But I suppose they would work for KD impersonating HB
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  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
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  24. Great Halloween costume idea
  25. Matt avatar
    He’s so cool
  26. I really should have been a failson but was one upped by a faildad
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah unfortunately that’s just how she goes sometimes. We can’t all be a failson
  28. I’m a big fan of the billionaire submarine guy failson
  29. Who likes blink 182 and is extremely racist
  30. Matt avatar
    Yeah that guy sucks so bad he’s more standard failson
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah there’s really only one HB tho
  32. Unless you count Harrison butker, who is anything but a failson
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Harrison Butker is cancelled
  34. Hunter is the new HB
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Harrison summer is OUT, Hunter summer is IN
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I mean, who would you rather be around?
  37. Right wing Christian or party boy failson?
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’d be hitting that crackpipe every morning for sure
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Speaking of drugs, anyone seen baby reindeer? I watched the 4th episode last night and was a dark curveball
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I seent it
  41. It’s pretty good but very strange indeed
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Meet the gayest team in the NFL
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I mean no shit they’ve got this guy on it
  44. I miss the days when receivers looked like MEN
  45. like this guy
  46. OR THIS
  47. that binky is ice cold
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Y’all used to call bjs getting brain?
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Occasionally
    Matt
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 cum
    Matt
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Personally I would have went with 420 brain