Thursday, May 2, 2024

I haven’t drank today and I miss is already

https://x.com/okbutstill/status/1785732257669382509?s=46

I’m drinking right now and I miss it

NOT WEEKEND ADJACENT

That’s correct

Some would say I’m on a five day bender

Doctors hate him

Impressive. Very nice

I’m not. That was yesterday.

Today im in “detox”

Cream pies only

That’s any and every day my man

Only?

I just meant I’m always down for a cream pie

So would say it’s the living the American cream

https://twitter.com/DeepDishEnjoyer/status/1786029164220289122

40ozbounce.com

Lfg

Looking for group?

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/thai-official-suspended-after-husband-catches-her-bed-adopted-monk-son-1724507

Pornhub is real

Wait a minute

That’s not a stepsister

How many protestors do you think have issue with the app they use to coordinate not being gender neutral?

Basic humanitarian aid!

Look Dan, NO BAGELS

No bagels sounds like an anti semitic dog whistle tbh

Do you want us to STARVE to death? But no bagels

Boycat sounds like a more depraved version of Grindr

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1786116661172490357

Not super smooth landing but a sick tre flip

https://twitter.com/crawf34/status/1786102215511331014

Coward for not putting his dick in there

Funny story when I was 5 years old that’s how my thumb literally got cut to shreds in the back of a pickup with a hatchback

Like sliced with just some honey hanging on lol

Bone, not honey

Also Elon musks fault

Testing if it would stop?

No my friend hastily shut it while I had my thumb inside

Let’s see your pecker

Some America birds hanging on tabor again

Wow one freedom unit

Love the cullen tweet getting 1.7 million views

Whoa

Coulda been you my man

I would have been ripping Mr. Mint

Speaking of mint, I’m about to see Johnny

$200

https://x.com/snopes/status/1786113933373317295?s=46

420 stroking my shit rn

Honestly goat

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