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Tuesday, February 20, 2024

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/willsmith2real/status/1759703359727300880?s=46
  2. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/hoopgoth/status/1759728428922933331
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They smell like French toast if you microwave them
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s true!
  6. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TiffanyFong_/status/1759766268385935564
  7. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/OkButStill/status/1759591843912700262
  8. Matt avatar
    My god been solo parenting since Friday afternoon finally dropped him off at daycare
  9. 3
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Same
  11. Matt avatar
    Is your version of that edging a shid too long and finally releasing?
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God I wish I could edge a shid that long
  13. That’s would be unlimited pleasure
    Max Lieberman
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ok I think I need to chill on the parlays…
    Matt
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    Finally, a use case for crypto, betting on a centimillionaires quest to make creamier loads
    Cullen Conway
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was just parked on MLK and someone sideswiped my car, ripping off the rear view mirror, smashing a little window, and scraping the whole sid
  17. Didn’t come back so I don’t have anything to do about it
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jesus
  19. That’s terrible
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah it sucks. I just stood there confused for like 5 minutes and then drove home with a car full of glass
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well
  22. At least there’s insurance
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bummer man
  24. Didn’t realize that was your car
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, the little window in the very back of the car?
  26. They fucked your cars widdo
  27. Sorry cullen, my car got smashed by someone else recently too, its a pain
    Cullen Conway
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Have you guys considered taking out that frustration on Evan’s uninsured perpetually parked Honda accord?
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s just sitting there!
  30. You could do that, or I could show you how to level up your goons with just 1 simple step
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Portland gooners unite