Sunday, November 12, 2023

Did you see it in theaters or Netflix

I will let you down

I will make you…squirt

Johnny Cash voice?

Or NIN?

Johnny cash

I’m more of a staind sound of silence guy

I’m working on a piano parody cover of hurt called “squirt”

Weird Al eat your heart out

There is a whole untapped market of adult parody songs

Hurt = squirt

Numb = cumb

So many more

420 squirt

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1723468148077170902

https://www.amazon.com/Has-Bros-Gaming-Co-Hilarious-Adult/dp/B07WNC7C1K

https://x.com/internetjumbo/status/1723434314010927368?s=46

Amen father billy bob Thornton

https://x.com/baileymoon15/status/1723739120889987556?s=46

Looks like I might have Covid

Because this morning I done up with giant perfect tits and a tight little fuckhole

Woke*

Anyone want to hang and watch footies later?

https://x.com/bklynb4by/status/1723689137738227847?s=46

I don’t know…

Satellite?

Somewhere fun?

I’m sick of my house and want to bike somewhere

China

I’m drinking a Power Cycle

Feels good

I’m cuming

It hurts

Prove it

What’s the burden of proof here? Video of me grimacing as I cum?

Anyone want to bike to Laurelhurst market for sandwich

I’ll meet you there

But I’m gonna walk my dog

Which actually means I’ll be an hour so idk if you’d wait for me

Fine

Do to the lack of enthusiasm

I’m just gonna stay home and become isolated and weird and crank my culhog

Crank that thang

Cullen

Let’s meet here for footy

McGillacuddy's Sports Bar & Grill

Leel bro

I’m gonna bike for Sammy

I’ve decided

It’s v nice out

I’m gonna play with MY culhog

Kyle I biked by your house

And didn’t see you playing with your culhog

Kyle they have a steak melt on

Looks dank

Is it a cheesesteak?

Steak sandwich

It was tender and delicious

Sounds like I know what I’m having for lunch tomorrow

It’s the special

Not sure it will be on tomorrow?

Yeah I think they carry the special for a few weeks

They also rotate it

It made my bike ride home yummy

Yeah it was on the menu Friday as well