Wednesday, November 8, 2023

420 bussy

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1722026837998510105

That’s some shit right there

Monkeys/apes ain’t nothing to fuck with

https://x.com/kettlebelllife/status/1722002646889062726?s=46

Anyone switching over to grok? It seems super funny and irreverent

Grok my dick

That’s the appropriate response

Elon has been giggling at Grok for days and it’s so bad

https://x.com/wetoilybutt/status/1722087465123541333?s=46

Cum has my vote

1 cum here

I vote = 1 cum

What about 5 cumz?

5 votes

Is the pleasure level being accounted for?

No load size discrimination

I am here to cum

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1722317420642075117

Then tiddies slappin

I’m here to watch mart cum

Also, Friday lunch with drinking?

A Hoen lunch, if you will?

Sign me the fuck up

We can celebrate my return to fully remote work!

Which begins tomorrow

Wow congrats

So much more aoe2

Likely

Yeah Evan will now be paid exclusively to walk his dog, run, wank, and play vidya

Very likely…

LFG

It’s basically early retirement

except I’m poor

So also like retirement

Actually let me modify that statement

I’m pre-rich

Does this depend on heathers dad’s longevity?

https://twitter.com/Feldfrog/status/1722278834433867825

https://x.com/bbcworld/status/1722310760217313436?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

It depends on how much cum by volume (cbv) I can chug in a single night

That doesn’t make any goddamned sense evan

Longevity virility all the same

Yes it does, cullen it’s the volume of cum

So Columbia is abandoning hybrid?

No they’re keeping it

It’s just a few roles in my team because we mostly do reporting and analytics and stupid shit like that

That’s cool

The lucky ones

Did being in the office mean you worked more? Or just fucked about in a different manner?

Tbh I worked a lot more in the office

I’ll probably still go in once a week because of that

Sad

Never admit that

Not even in this safe space

Yeah it is sad tbh

But it’s very isolating to be at home all the time as well

Yeah because so much great stuff happens at the office

Have we considered WeWork?

Lol I mean yes it is a generally not great to borderline shitty place but even if I don’t care for 80% of the people here there’s still some good one

I could possibly be into that provided it isn’t too expensive tho

Yeah that could get really spicy really fast

Would y’all duck with a brisket cheese steak sandwich?

I’ll try anything once

And I mean anything

Because you boys know how I like ‘em extra sloppy

What about eating ass?

Would you like to try eating some extra sloppy ass?

You mean Thursday nights at Steam?

Stream has a strict policy against sloppy asses

Mandatory tushy use upon entry

Classy

Oh I completely forgot about their monthly sloppy ass nights

Yeah things get really messy

https://x.com/user84829272/status/1722276012510368155?s=46

Twink link

Weren’t we debating this a while back

His twinkiness

Timothy chalamet can do it

Hmmm yea

There’s no way a Zelda movie could be good

Yeah I cannot see it not being bad