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Friday, October 6, 2023

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/galacticdad/status/1710098182154158498
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jesus that is so dank if it prints
  3. He’s got to be close in yards already
  4. 189 yards
  5. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/alex_kirshner/status/1710102907264045492
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Soon to be co-opted by the right as a way of referring to the health of the lower/middle class
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    Also describes the federal govt
  8. Matt avatar
    Gee I wonder what the difference is there
  9. Daniel Miller avatar
    ahh. I was off by a few hundred billion.
  10. Damn
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’re still profitable!
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol, not even close
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alternative facts
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Tell them to stop throwing to dj
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s edging a 30 burger
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    MattGee I wonder what the difference is there
    Only one of them is run by someone well past their prime?
  17. Matt avatar
    Is the implication that Elon is in his prime?
  18. https://twitter.com/RotoPat/status/1710120270931874298
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
  20. Brian Ambuel avatar
    41 burger
    Daniel Miller
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a huge burger
  22. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yes I definitely appreciate the size
    Cullen Conway
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Some would call it a spicy meatball
  24. Not me though
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
  26. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1710273788384833584
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow damn that is fucking savage except like 300 years after the Middle Ages ended
    Matt
  28. They were in imp at that time, not feudal
  29. Matt avatar
    Clicked up
    Evan Bbbender
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
  31. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/jjvincent/status/1710256121695424789
  32. George loves purple drank
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
  34. Matt avatar
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is anyone hoening today??
  37. Or has hoen lunch, once again, been sabotaged by liberals and communists?
  38. Matt avatar
    This commie is still in Kentucky but have the libs send the fascists my regards
    Evan Bbbender
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/notgwendalupe/status/1709946840949625283?s=46
  40. Cullrn, remember when you used to rock a prison pussy like this?
    2
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Prison widdle mouf
  42. Matt avatar
  43. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/protoutopian/status/1710313392924475524
  44. Matt avatar
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol yeah it’s very criminal
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    Love that everyone who knew him in his whole life turned on him instantly
  47. Matt avatar
    Doing criminal altruism in my doomsday bunker
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  49. Yeah, that effective altruism stuff, they are all full of it.
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m pretty sure that guy resigned over that? Or Meyer it was the other guy, nishad idk
  51. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Evan BbbenderIs anyone hoening today??
    Me returning to Hoen lunch some day in the future:
  52. Evan BbbenderIs anyone hoening today??
    https://x.com/13abc/status/1710324182053957787?s=20
    Daniel Miller
  53. Matt avatar
    What a demon that dude is
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I cannot do lunch but I’d love to meet up for some afternoon libations
  55. Bebidas
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sounds smashing
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
  58. Daniel Miller avatar
    Actually that works better for me too.
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Perhaps a nice bike n drink or run n cum?
    Daniel Miller
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    That all sounds sublime
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Would love that
  62. Haven’t run today so could use an r&c
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Does that imply you have had a cum today?
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🤑
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    When drink
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Maybe an hour?
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    MAYBE?!?!
    Daniel Miller
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    An hour CMON MATE
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah it’s cool
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where meet?
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    I cum meet u in 90 minutes bb
  72. Save som fun for me
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lovely
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Good question. Location depends on who want to join?
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    sassys ?
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gross
  77. I refuse to enter a strip club when it’s light out
  78. Unless it’s casa d
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t kink shame me
  80. Matt avatar
    Does acrop still do steaks?
  81. How do you even get a $10 ad placement?
  82. Better off advertising at your local bar
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok I might be fucked
  84. So maybe can’t join until 3:30/4
  85. Matt avatar
    Where have all the hoeny boys gone?
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ducking coward
  87. It’s such a lovey faux fall day
  88. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan, does that mean you are working”
  89. Working?
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I have to work
  91. Idk when I’ll be done but if I had to guess it’s be 3:30/3:45
  92. Daniel Miller avatar
    Can you a instead?
  93. My work is so dreadfully boring
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  95. It’s a tragedy tbh
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone still wanna fuck if it’s a little later?
    Daniel Miller
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Like?
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    3:45
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah
  100. Like meet somewhere at that time or you will be working til that time
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think I’ll be working til that time
  102. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And you call yourself a man?
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok I’m free
  104. I’ll do it later
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol I’m just ducking with ya
  106. Just so your work
  107. Do
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No I’m over it I’ll do it some other time it’s nbd
  109. Where we goin
  110. Dan, you in?
  111. Matt avatar
    Peer pressure works!
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No I was already of the mind that I wanted to stop working
  113. This was of my own volition come on guys
  114. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah right
  115. Evan Bbbender avatar
    IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
  116. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Questioning your manhood did it
  117. Admit it
  118. You wann a bike?
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I do wann bike
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 cum