Wednesday, October 4, 2023

https://x.com/govkathyhochul/status/1709361154810634494?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

Now that’s leadership

Had a homeless guy yell at me first thing in the morning in Nashville today, really made me feel at home

The homeless…they’re everywhere!

You’re in Nashville?

Sure sounds like it, Kyle

Shut up, bitch!

Pleasure or business?

I hope it’s for pleasure

With a hard P

Wedding in Kentucky later this week

Pleasure!

You can’t spell pleasure without Marlboro

https://x.com/cooterdoodle/status/1709542032677474445?s=20

Fuck yeah

🤤

Would be hyped

I just ate a Twix

Alysa’s?

No glizzy

Twix are v dank

Underrated tbh

I just became a zombie

My vaccine virus was activated

Braaaaains

I received a lethal dose of woke mind virus

It ruined my cum

It made me cum

That’s deviant

Thank you dr fauci for the cum

The real fauci ouchie

Here’s Aaron getting a Fauci ouchie

What jersey is Taylor wearing though

Rogers isn’t jacked like that

https://x.com/seasonoflana/status/1709641014569312383?s=46

She a real one for this

https://x.com/KELLYWEILL/status/1709654226983440465?s=20

Guys I know it’s early but anyone finna hoen this week?

No

I’ll be hoening fish tacos on the beach

I feel like I had a mediocre experience because small tacos

But at willing to go wherever

Also, this is unnecessary

I did that to piss you off and it worked

You can go on vacation and send photos of all your food but get pissed if anyone else’s mentions their travels

It’s funny

My brother in Christ if you think the fact that you are going to the coast makes me jealous you are as dumb as you are overweigh

Leel bro

😎

Anyways, looks like a beautiful day Friday

Could be nice to bike

My patient ate a steak knife, 3 razor blades, nail clippers (toe) and half a pair of scissors

Now that’s a Hoen boy

What a legend

Also boarded a plane from Philly after his meal

Somehow made it through security

And he has cancer on top of all that?

Would love to get my hands on the scan where you put your arms in the air

Like sir what is in your stomach

Oh he’s doing the Steve Jobs natural treatments

Nope - we do all kinds of major gut surgeries but majority cancer

Ah. Good for him then

That is incredible

Does he get to keep them when you take them out?

He does not - for fear he may eat them again

Yes

What kind of drugs was he on

I thought this was America

And was if meth

It actually was meth, yes

Ahhh

Yes please!

Fuck the X-ray I want the toe nail clippers

We got the knife and razors but they want him to shit the half scissors and the clippers

Oooo man

The clippers are huge or he is so tiny

That’s why he specified toe

Is the top arrow the scissors?

No we thought we missed a razor but it wasn’t on the next x ray so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Scissors are loop behind clippers

Cuticle scissors I think

He just ate a whole men’s hygiene kit

Oh I get it you can’t take that shit on the plane so you might as well eat it!

Thanks TSA

Travel hack

That’s what I always tell TSA when they take my steak knife, that it’s part of my hygiene kit

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx_crnmS8Xa/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

This looks so dank

So glad they burned the fuck out of the bread too

It’s just a little bit of color come on now