Tuesday, October 3, 2023

Yup I’m not going to win a single game

PSA

Why will only some turn into zombies?

Happy mean girls day to all that celebrate 💖

It has!

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1709239715734467046?s=46

😂

https://x.com/gabedavis13_/status/1709229697656381600?s=46

Matt, can you confirm?

Gang gang

Ice cream so good

https://twitter.com/RequiemArm/status/1709249145117225006

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1709242404791074995

2 bangers really

https://x.com/mikesteveritter/status/1709050108447219719?s=46

Legendary

Lol I almost shared that earlier

It’s not true, but I like it

This weekend looks p nice for a pumpkin patch

Indeed it does

I think we should fux

If so, we should decide and get tickets as they are time based for entrance

We went to a free one last weekend on Sauvie there isn’t much purpose in paying unless you really fucking love that farm

They have just as much shit to do elsewhere

That’s unfortunate

Which one did you go to?

It’s called the pumpkin patch on Sauvie

Yeah been there. They have the barn filled with animals?

Yeah a barn with animals, plenty of food + beer and a hayride to the pumpkins

Listen I just want my linguisa, beer and some pumpkins

Topaz is a tiny bit nicer but not nearly a big enough difference to justify the price in my opinion

The paid admission is only $10 per person and I imagine it would cut down on how crowded it is

Yes I heard the crowds are nice there now. Still it’s $10 that gets you nothing but an entrance I didn’t want to pay $40 to bring my famil

Crowd wasn’t shit at the other place but it was Sunday afternoon

Saturday was the day I was looking at

With all this in mind does anyone want to go

I probably can’t but Anna wants to with the kiddos

I’m down as long as it’s not too early in the day. I’d do either place.

Don’t mind paying but fine with either one. She’d be looking to go in the 3/3:30

Gotcha

I had late morning in mind but whatevs

We got some post-nappers here

Wow McCarthy has been ousted

Yes

What a loser

Hilarious

You ate our fucking glizzy, Kev

The whole damn thing

Isn’t keeping the government open the chips?

Because no nobody is having chips?

I don’t know if Brian knows the backstory on this

How does the Princess fit into this analogy?

Which makes it funnier imagining his perspective

I don’t but I agree with Dans reading based on context

If this is a video tho, link?

No

Wait does this make me gaetz and cullen McCarthy

Damn

It was snowboarding at Mt. Good

Cullen was being a greedy piglet

Ahh well Cullen you make a good McCarthy ngl

And not sharing—despite promising to share

See above

We had stopped for lunch at the little lodge halfway up the mountain. Evan asked me to share a hotdog, but I argued that a glizzy is a one-man journey. When Evan came outside and s

Motion to table the analogy

This is inaccurate

And slanderous!

Cullen is a greedy piggy who couldn’t help but consume the entire glizzy, despite openly agreeing to share it with me

Lol

I would like to suggest the size of his paunch as evidence

Of his uncontrollable lust for food

Cullen did originally agree to the split but couldn’t help himself once he got the gliz in his mouf

Justice!

What was I supposed to do?

Look, as soon as the glizzy hit my lips I knew it was a one man journey

I had no choice

I lust for more

I don’t want to be matt Gaetz anymore

He looks like someone who had way too much plastic surgery

Or, more contemporaneously, something horrible designed by AI

https://x.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1709310557546070423?s=20

Like in the men in black universe, there’s an alien in there

This was Matt and Kyle while Evan was smashing my chips

Matt was laughing his ass off iirc

Yeah Matt was cackling

Yes I couldn’t contain myself for the whole episode

It was an instant classic

https://x.com/RaptorBreath/status/1709318894849085722?s=20

He better be scared

Because I’m prepared

I got my compass and protractor

There’s no polynomial that I can’t factor

I can check how legit the shit I spit

By plugging into a calculator for a line of best fit

Suck my Soh Cah Toa

420 maths

Nooooo

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