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Thursday, September 21, 2023

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Daniel Miller
  2. Matt avatar
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
  4. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Imposter_Edits/status/1704641934357041221
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God that’s sick
  6. What a badass
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah that dude fucks
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He’s been to heaven
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/patrickjblum/status/1704596553112097021?s=46
  10. Matt avatar
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think you mean
  12. Also
  13. Hoen check
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do you remember?
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No, rarely
  16. What is it?
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The 21st of September
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What is this Earth Wind and Fire I’m talking about lunch tomorrow
  19. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s the 21st of September
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok
  21. Matt avatar
    It’s the 21st of my dick
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Savage
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think I can hoen.
  24. I’ll be coming from battery factory in Tualatin.
    Kyle Derrick
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bring batteries
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    The batteries are large.
  28. Kyle, if you want to hear more, you’ll have come to lunch
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    House battery?
  30. Max Lieberman avatar
    Sending all my hoen from Minnesota
    Evan Bbbender
  31. Matt avatar
    Needs it to power his drilldo
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    This battery is for business, not pleasure
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So many questions. Sadly I cannot do lunch tomorrow
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sad!
  35. Matt, cullen, brian ?
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is that a cumrag below the tv?
    Cullen Conway
  38. You cranking it to Fox News again?
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s probably a cumrag because I’m at the gym
  40. And gyms are disgusting
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Amanda is on a zoom call in the kitchen and I’m shidding in the nearby bathroom and if they can hear me as well as I can hear them then they are getting an earful
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Boom! Blam-o!
    Cullen Conway
  43. Must have been that bean
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m thinking the bean as well
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    also, apparently the womyn are having a brunch on Sunday. Can we take our toddlers to a sports bar in response?
  46. Cullen Conway avatar
    I don’t have a toddler
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    You can borrow mine
  48. Matt avatar
    It’s time for the kid’s pilgrimage to George’s?
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its overdue!
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m dtf
  51. Satellite is probably more child friendly
  52. Also, I know Heather doesn’t have a child but I think she would appreciate being included on things
  53. Just plugging that
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    Anyone feeling prekend vibes right now
  55. Thursday lunch until Friday afternoon is Preekend
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What does the Preekend entail
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    Big lunch, age of empires, happy hour, hoen lunch.
  58. I wish I could find a better link for this, but the Prekend is a succession creation
  59. https://m.facebook.com/SuccessionHBO/videos/196189871031640/
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Love all of these things
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Get fucked or get sucked, down with the prekend
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
  63. ChatGPT is useless
  64. The answer is simple: Yes, Puka Nacua
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    IM FIRIMG HIM UP THIS WEEK
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Firm him up
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    With my pebis
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Or mouth
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mouf*
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where we’re going we don’t need cum
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is that what you say before you get on the motorcycle on the way home to A me
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Listen dan
  73. I’m about to leave
  74. And I can choose 2 paths
  75. The way home or the three-fold path
  76. The latter involves going to your house
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    I can’t stomach seeing you and your disgusting widdo mouf right now. Go home and call me like a man
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cum cum cum
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen
  80. I have some terrible news
  81. Your hotningtons has metastasized into widdo mouf disease (wmd)
  82. Horningtons*
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh fuck
  84. Cullen had WMDS
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m afraid that he does
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It better not be contagious
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 wmd
    Evan Bbbender
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    Daniel Miller
  89. Dan I found you a costume