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Tuesday, August 29, 2023

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    *fuck yeah spread it meme*
  2. Matt avatar
    This is what happened to me
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Interesting
  4. I think that I had a similar thing happen through playing goldeneye. Though some of the damage was offset by yoshi’s story
  5. Matt avatar
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    Why in the hoeny fuck are you reading 10 year old articles from the Jewish journal at 7am?
  7. Matt avatar
    Don’t judge my reading choices
  8. Maybe I’m considering both Orthodox Judaism and top surgery
  9. https://twitter.com/ginzoagain/status/1696546306154545609
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1696137135663755561 (https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1696137135663755561)
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Old news dawg
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    So was that AB tweet you just sent
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A DAY BRO THAT SHIT WAS MONTHS AGO
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah but seent it
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, does your new car have a spoiler?
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes it’s very large
  18. Very, very large
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    How about a dampening pipe?
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And the spoiler is
  21. That you’re a bitch
    Daniel Miller
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen, how’s the covid?
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s g&d
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s not awesome
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That sucks. Still just achy and tired?
  26. Night sweats or weird rash?
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah mostly achy and tired and fuzzy head. My throat and sinuses got worse last night but not as bad during the day
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I hear henny helps
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve also heard that
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pebis
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
  32. Idiot doesn’t even know that I can fuck my own dick in the mirror
  33. Matt avatar
    Yea self succ in front of the mirror like a normal person Neil
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 self succ
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have covid dick
    Max Lieberman
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    Like your dick has Covid?
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m afraid so
  38. Matt avatar
    Extra drippy?
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Better inject some hydroxychloroquine in there
  40. Matt avatar
    Giving Amanda your faucci ouchie?
    Daniel Miller
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    Can you use your dick as a 5g antenna ?
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll try
  43. One sec
  44. It says Roaming
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    get on your roof an wave it around