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Monday, August 28, 2023

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, here’s my do not draft list for tonight: Dwayne Haskins
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He cannot win a Super Bowl!
    Cullen Conway
  3. Matt avatar
    Collusion!
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Collusion Conway
    Cullen Conway
  5. Matt avatar
    He did everything right and we are indicting him
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt I saw a sticker that said Ted Wheeler Slow Jerks to Wonderwall and it mainly made me wonder what a slow jerk is
  7. Matt avatar
    Valid question
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think I only have one speed
  9. Matt avatar
    Joe the Plumber died vaxx takes down another
    Evan Bbbender
  10. Matt avatar
    Aw pancreatic cancer now I feel bad about my joke
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that the guy from salute your shorts?
  12. Matt avatar
    No some goober that got famous for confronting obama at a town hall
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    Guys, Amanda and I just tested positive for covid. Today is the first day I’ve felt bad but I know I’ve seen a couple of you this weekend - sorry to have to share this news
  14. I made it like 4 fucking years but it finally got me
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ah
  16. That potentially sucks for me
  17. Are y’all sick?
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I’m sorry, it also sucks for me
  19. Just feel like run down and achey
  20. It surprised me
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey it happens man no worries
  22. At least you didn’t get it on vacation
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    It appears I will not be going to Eagle Crest vacation this weekend
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 Covid
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    Nice
  26. I was supposed to go to a party at Jesses house yesterday, then he got covid, so the people came to my house and we had the party, it is inappropriate to ask Jesse to come over and clean it u
    Evan Bbbender
  27. Like I had his party doesn’t seem right that I should have to deal with it
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    Apparently tons of people have covid right now
  29. It’s going around
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not me losers
  31. Yet
  32. I tested last week lol
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    You were exposed this weekend, stick that swab in your widdo mouf
  34. SYWM
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have to go to a wedding in Minnesota next weekend lol
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    Well if you don’t wanna go, all it takes is a covid test and sharpie marker
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The thing is, I ding
  38. Don’t
  39. Ding ho*
    Cullen Conway