Friday, August 18, 2023

Guys can we do something not crazy expensive tomorrow for lunch i just spent a lot of money

🖕

Anywhere can expensive if you
Make it so

That’s true because we usually get like 50 beers

Let’s hoen

I do love messican



Did you seriously just buy a car?

I did

Wow. That was quick

From breaking your door handle one day to buying a car the next

The door breaking was the final straw

That’s dope

That’s a nice one bro

Tbh I have been thinking about getting a Subaru for a while because everyone talks shit about my Honda

Thanks y’all

I’m excited for it

That’s exactly what happened to me

I know

Yo what was dan holding in this picture

Ozark smoke barbecue sauce

Guess that solves that mystery

https://www.lospunales.com

For tomorrow?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1692405479241302350

But also, los punales tomorrow?

Do they have margs?

Jfc you too lazy to click bro are you trying to one up me

Ok I’m in

That’s what I like to hear fella

I can’t get too drunk tomorrow I have to pick up car

Is all I’ll add

Or I can meet up after getting my car mid afternoon

Unless someone wants to drive me to Beaverton tomorrow morning

No idea

Never been

I’m open to whatever

Vroom vroom motherfucker

(Yes I will go to the zipper)

Is that the one with fernet and something else?

Fernet and Campari

Ferrari

I did garnish y’all’s with cum and that’s why it was gross

Oh god

I love Campari but with fernet that sounds gnarly

You should go to chilis

It’s national fajita day

Evan get really drunk and then pick up your car

I’m definitely down for punales but not as sure about Belmont station unless I can get my car this am

Which I may do but idk it’s more work than getting a ride from Heather

Get a ride from heather

She can’t until 1

🥱

Because she has stupid fucking work

Wen do y’all want to hoen

🎶
widdle mouf widdle mouf widdle mouf mouf mouf

Widdle mouf widdle mouf widdle mouf mouf mouuuuf mouf

Mouf mouf mouf mouf mouf mouuuuuf mouuuuuf moouf

Widdle mouf widdle mouf widdle mouf mouf mouf 🎶

In honor of 🏈

I was struggling with that until I seent the football

It was a dignity situation

I mean 11:30 would be nice

Or moon

Noon

I can make it work

Lovely

Elaborate

Oh 🚲

Can we do noon? I think Jen might try to join cause her day fell apart

Yah I’m down

Can we may be do 12:30/12:45 I’m gonna go get my car now so I can have a free afternoon

Noon may still work but 12:30 is likely safer

That’s fine

K

https://www.shipfay-t-shirt.com/Gt?name=apparel-classic-tshirt-lifestyle-front-44

Should we all get these and wear them all to hoen lunch

Like our lunch jersey?

Needs more cum

Omg

Dude that’s so sick

Street west

Streetwear

Fuck Apple

Billy comes to town in 3 weeks

Could be a hit

I would like to order one please

I feel like the bloody billy face & that quote would be really good with this meme

What about 1000?

I know 1,000 people

I WANT Q

He’s having a stroke

All he smells is burnt hair

Sorry trying to type in my watch. I would like a size L please

I’ll take a medium

I WANT Q

Fine get me one too

I’m trying to be cheap but if everyone is doing it I’m doing it too

Evan stop spending money

Evan no beer at Hoen lunch to save money challenge

How dare you

Sneak in a flask bro

Fine out of spite, I will not be getting a shirt

Unless you guys want to crowdfund me as a communal birthday present

Get the fucking shirt, loser

🖕

Fuck you cullen!

🖕🏻

12:30 then?

Word

Y’all still drinking?

Of course they are, Kyle

It’s Hoen lunch

I will wait for confirmation from someone present

Ok

I’m about to take a walk and will be over near that area

Could perhaps do for a pint

You’ll have to confirm that with someone present

Truly

They probably went to steam after eating

Hey

Come to Belmont

Station

Boom

See so that’s not it.

I thought you were at zipper

Instead you went to los punjabis

Come to

Belmont

Station

Too far. I don’t have a bike or car

Take my car

Keys at my house

Go buy a bike

Meet at zipper at 20

I would meet at zipper in 20

And I have bought a bike. It is being assembled

Let’s do

Buy one that’s built already

I don’t think this brand does that

Are y’all actually going to zipper?

Yes

Why would we do you like that

Just checking

I was just eating extremely spicy hot sauce and then put in a contact that had the hot sauce on it and I almost passed out I was in so much pain

Shut up, bitch!

I couldn’t get the demon contact out and was just flailing around

Paydirt I’d t open yet

Stammies?

Stammies

Okay well I only had limited time and you’re 20 minutes late so im heading home

Ah bullocks

Bollocks

Yeah I gotta go to Beaverton when alysa gets home from work so I am at home

FAKING CUNT

Inflatable SUP received and inflated

HARD

Show me

No

What time for gay nude beach tomorrow?

I wanna cum

Cum then coward

Save it for the gay nude beach