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  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Does anyone know where to buy a colt 45 40. Off the top of their head.
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I bet they have them at the knot street grocér
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That was a consideration. Or the place on 28th and glisan
  4. Had to be a non franchise corner store
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t think the 28th and glisan does
  6. I used to buy beer there a lot it’s mostly craft
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle are you really making a malt liquor Aperol spritz?
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That is my intent.
    2
  9. But I specially need it to be a colt 45 40
  10. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Is this a recipe kyle or your own brain child?
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think it’s novel
  12. But I’d follow the aperol spritz recipe
  13. Replacing Prosecco with malt liquor
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    A natural replacement
  15. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Lol I like your commitment to your original vision that I’m you wouldn’t consider like steel reserve
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think it’s more of a spaghett
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    True
  18. But I’m gonna add soda water
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s a love
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Steel reserve would be an abomination
    Brian Ambuel
  21. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Always has been
    2
  22. Max Lieberman avatar
    Amen
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Always has been
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Amen
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Noon at kachka?
  26. Matt avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  27. Fuck I don’t think they are open today
  28. It says Friday is the only day they are closed what the fuck
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh that’s shit
  30. Matt avatar
    Wait it says they do brunch today?
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah Friday sat they’re 4-9
  32. Where
  33. Matt avatar
    I don’t know their hours are very confusing and conflicting on Google
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean I can call at 11 when yelp claims they open
  35. And we can have a backup
  36. Google seems pretty convinced they’re closed today tho
  37. Matt avatar
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Their instagram shows Friday sat is dinner only so I’d probably trust that
  39. Lol I’ll call at 11
  40. Matt avatar
    I don’t think they will be open so we need a backup
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But yes let’s do that
  42. Ok so kachka turns to lavka deli
  43. There’s still dumplings and vodka tho
  44. So we could yeet it
  45. Matt avatar
    I still don’t think they are open for lunch Friday at the deli
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll call
  47. Their instagram says “daily”
    Matt
  48. Matt avatar
    I think that’s Tues-Turds
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s lavka not kachka
  50. So it’s technically a different restaurant I reckon
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do they have colt 45?
  52. Matt avatar
    Yeah that pic I sent says lavka lunch Tuesday-Thursday
  53. But instagram is probably more accurate than their ancient website
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alternatively as s backup we could do Afuri, because even tho I was just in Japan they have tsukemen which slaps
  55. Matt avatar
    The real question for lavka is do they serve yorsch at lunch?
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmm I don’t right know
  57. We have to do a la carte yorsch
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yorsch my dick
    Cullen Conway
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys plz do join if you can today I have to go to Montana for a week and leave tomorrow and wanna kick it
  60. (Something that was brought to my attention yesterday but wherever)
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dude you’re going back on vacation and you haven’t even gone back to work?
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean I’ll be “working”
  63. I didn’t want to go tbh I kinda wanted to be home for a bit but was forcefed some Montana cream
  64. Kyle we can even change the moniker if you join today
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Workin Tommy bahama’s sea-do
  66. Matt avatar
    Bummer when we saw H daddy the other day it sounded like she was leaning towards not driving there
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s the only week she can see her parents so no real options
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    I will be driving through SE with Maeve around 1:30
  69. Not sure it would make sense for me to stop with her but if y’all are out let me know what you’re doing
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m just not really interested in mid day meet ups
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sounds good man I’m sure we can figure something out
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Post work though
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could probs do a little rat
  75. Cullen Conway avatar
    You could get naked and chased by zombies tonight
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wot
  77. Wow that’s awesome
  78. I would totally do that if I was not leaving tomorrow
  79. Eat a little mushrooms and crash my bike
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    0/2 at corner stores for colt 45 40s. Why does every place have old e, steel reserve and mixkeys?
  81. Matt avatar
    America used to be a real country
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt, any corner stores near you?
  83. I’m guessing near 82nd May be more likely for colt 45
  84. I think landmark saloon sells colt 45 but not 40s and not Togo
  85. Matt avatar
    Nothing other than like a plaid pantry I think
  86. I guess there is a sketchy one over on glisan and like 78th
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen, what about your hood?
  88. I’m gonna cruise the independent markets on mlk and Williams
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There’s an independent corner store by Cullen’s house iirc
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1682114739063889921?s=46
  91. Matt avatar
    What’s the verdict on hoen?
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lavka is open
  93. I just called and an e-greeting confirmed as much
  94. Matt avatar
    That what we’re doing? The food supposed to be any good?
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean they have dumplings and vodka
  96. The menu looks fine
  97. Brian Ambuel avatar
  98. Lol this is in no way saying I will not go
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean the dumplings are good
  100. Afuri for tsukemen or ramen or sushi is also close by
  101. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m down with dumplings and vodka
  102. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dope
  103. Brian are you driving or biking?
  104. Because we could bike pool if you wanna ride bikes
  105. Matt avatar
    Yes I need dumplings + vodka I just wanted to be sure thats on the menu
  106. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m going to bike
  107. Matt avatar
    I am torqued
    Evan Bbbender
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
  109. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah, I’ll holler into your window around then
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol k
  111. Max Lieberman avatar
    There in like 15ish
    Matt
  112. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m autofelating my widdle mouf
    Kyle Derrick
  113. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Cullen bring Mave
  114. Cullen Conway avatar
    Where
  115. I just got home
  116. Brian, how much horseradish vodka have you had spelling my daughter’s name as Mave
  117. Brian Ambuel avatar
    lol don’t at me bro
    Cullen Conway
  118. Cullen Conway avatar
    Better than Marve I guess
  119. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Mauve
  120. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh damn
  121. I don’t think I’m gonna bring her to a rooftop bar
    2
  122. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Why not tho
  123. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do they even allow minors
  124. Also, I’ve been calling her krandal
    Cullen ConwayEvan Bbbender
  125. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Pretty child friendly up here, Krandal
  126. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are y’all still suckin and fuckin?
  127. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I am
  128. Cullen Conway avatar
    I know you are, Kyle
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I am
  130. We are atop the roof of a mcmenamins
  131. The prices are high
  132. As are the vibes!
  133. Cullen Conway avatar
    And the food and beer suck
  134. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m not eating rn trying to lose weight ^_^
  135. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Which mcmenamins?
  136. They have a rooftop bar?
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah rev hall
  138. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh I didn’t know that was mcmenamins
  139. I don’t think it is…
  140. Upon further inspection, I am wearing loafers
  141. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Come wear them here
  142. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Are you gonna be there a while longer? Seems like things usually break up bout now
  143. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I mean wherever we’re on bikes
  144. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That did not answer my question
  145. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’re at revolution hall
  146. Willing to travel
  147. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m just gonna go to culmination with alysa.
  148. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’ll meet you
  149. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sure. Only if you want to
  150. Nbd either way. Gonna head out in a few
  151. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damn y’all are on a proper bar crawl
  152. You already proper drunk?
  153. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Come hang
  154. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 creamies
  155. I just got my daughter down for a nap after a long battle. I’m not going anywhere soon.
  156. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt and I are coming
  157. On the same bike
  158. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hawt
  159. Evan Bbbender avatar
  160. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wut
  161. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt take 20th to Oregon and then head towards 22nd in Oregon