Thursday, July 13, 2023

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We are getting car rn

Fuck wrong chat

You have not known hell until you’ve known this meal

Me: who wants my pickled genitals?

https://twitter.com/lilmoonlambo/status/1679349628985126919?s=46

Hell

Wish I could say that looks appealing but not at 630 in the morning

I’ll say that straight up does not look good

What’s with all the large chunks of fish? Is it sashimi or considered something elde?

Maybe evan wasn’t being sarcastic with the hell comment and he’s being like force fed awful food and in need of help

I mean it looks like hell but I just figured my palate isn’t refined enough

TBD

On unrelated news, they arrested mashinsky

May he rot in white collar jail

Went outside and this was on my railing

I think it’s a dead baby squirrel?

That’s a threat from the homeless mafia, the equivalent to a horse head in your bead

Still looks more appetizing than the plate of raw seafood

It’s just boned and fur

Guessing a bird dropped it

I was gonna day gypsies

I saw a pretty funny tweet yesterday that said like ‘gypsy is a slur, you must say you were cursed by an old Romani woman’

Yeah I was wondering what the pc term is

Just Romani I guess

Yea the punchline is it’s an offensive joke regardless

Not that I actually give a shit

Is old romaní woman offensive?

No the implication that old romani women cast curses is

A stereotype I suppose

I prefer my curses from old Chinese women

You know my stance, all of Europe is fair game for casual racism over here

Dead baby rabbit dropped by bird?

As a white person I think it’s fair to be racist against white people

It was heavily dessicated. Literally just fue and bones.

It yeah I assume it came from the sky

Speaking of racism, anyone hoen tomorrow?

I couldn’t if I wanted to

Hey guys woke up in the middle of the night to tell you that it was indeed fucking disgusting, like not a joke

Like it was so bad we emergency drive to a nearby pizza place to try and remove the taste from our collective mouthes

Was that the point in going there? Some kind of horror omakase like tanuki used to do?

Tanuki would at least feed you good shit too

Idk we’re on a small island and we don’t speak Japanese so we googled sushi and ordered omakase

Nightmare city

Well I hope you were polite and consumed it all

Yes that’s also the problem is we were

https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1679549170967781386?s=46

From the makers of “Octopus, The Movie” comes