Wednesday, July 12, 2023

The most expensive nigiri I’ve ever had

Taste like puss?

It absolutely slapped

Tasted like stringy grandma puss

Like leathery geriatric cunt

How expensive we talkin?

A suck and a fuck

$236

For the Omakase

It was about this big

They give you tiny snooters too?

https://twitter.com/caththesoso/status/1678979326585237504?s=46

Sorry that photo isn’t real I got hacked

The dinner bill tonight was 9100 and I screamed ITS OVER 9000!!!! And nobody understood

That’s because it was over 8000 in the original Japanese. 9000 was a mistranslation.

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1679198702403977233

Put a bucket hat and a fanny pack on em

Say no more fam

I don’t understand

420 cum

https://twitter.com/bit_christ/status/1679242063706206208?s=46

https://twitter.com/contactabrother/status/1678951841025994752?s=46

Hilario maybiner