Saturday, July 1, 2023

You forgot this:

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Not pictured: me using a bic lighter to puncture the can and getting beer shot all over me

Thank you kyle

This is fantastic

Also, space needle update

Good reference

If you don’t KNOW

don’t GO

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1674920706541232129?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

https://twitter.com/westonpagano/status/1674801285709570050

There’s a lot going on in this tweet, Matt

a 3fer

4fer by my count

https://twitter.com/birdrespecter/status/1674803823922270209?s=46

Why can’t Elon make his thumbnails work

He’s making it more mysterious

Evan how much does your body currently weigh

😈

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1674825767090520064?s=46

https://twitter.com/PolyculeHitman/status/1674993429103931392

[reaches for bedside gin]

Matt do you have yorsh, bro?

Cullen, at 2:54 AM: I need alcohol

Cullen, 5 hours and 53 minutes later: I need alcohol

Do you not remember our bedside liquor joke bro

Lol yeah I was just fuxing

I’ll say it again

Fux my widdle mouf or get off the pot

Power move

We are out of yorsh I believe Cullen

In that case, you can fuck my widdle mouf as well

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1675171578517045249?s=46

*surprised pikachu*

twatter has been down all morning for me

You’re surprised?

Writing has been on the wall homie

It’s the Scoot era now

The surprises pikachu is used ironically bruh

What a fucking dummy

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675210005073600512?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

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Space needle update

Hell yeah

This man is an absolute savage

Have I done it? I haven’t even been on Twitter that much today…

What an awesome business model

Elon really is a genius

I hit it after like 10 mins in bed this morning power scrolling

it made bsky much more active today at least

420 ow daddy my creampie

Banger