Friday, June 30, 2023

Boys

Eem lunch

creamy

hoen

Eeeeeeeeem

That’s a quorum

CrEEM

1 creem

2 creem

Creem

This edit is savage

https://twitter.com/kochsister/status/1674427938606043136

Dude honestly tho why was he there

Anyone getting big hoen vibes?

Mega hoen

Huge Hoen

Same!

I’m excited 2 cum

How much cum we talkin

Cum_jar.png

Let’s just say I renewed my semen max subscription

Hate needing to poop but love shidding. The duality of man

I love that feeling where you’re like hold on mr shid, it’s coffee time

That’s the coffee edge

It’s a superior edge

A Saturday morning occurrence i oft enjoy

Proper creepshot I love it

You son of a bitch

Where are you going to Fred Meyer?

Their bathroom has a great gloryhole on Friday mornings

Dude looks like a sketch ball

Compare to join me for a donut?

Actually

Care to join me for a belt of scotch?

But it’s 9am?!?

But I haven’t slept in days

Homer wearing a long sleeve shirt is weird

RIP Phil Hartman tho

Man the Supreme Court has been on an absolute roll this administration

They’re bringing out all the hits!

What use are dems other than crying about bad things republicans do?

Distributing autism via novel vaccines?

So meeting at 12 at eemsters?

crEEM

creemed

I think I’ve sent this but I’m pretty sure this is Kyle every day

I thought Kyle lifts to be more gay not less?

Me, a masochist/steam enthusiast: happily drops the bar to the ground

Queer*

I will meet you

What time?

I’m hopping on my bike in a min should be there noonish

Big cummies

They won’t seat us until the whole party is here

Too aggressive to get a mezcal slight?

Slushy

No

Cum

Where are you guys at?

I’m at the bar

CrEEM

I’m at the bar at Creem

Hoen lunch made me tired

Coward

You want me to crank my dick?

Is that what you’re saying?!

Twist it

Bop it

Slap it

Fuck it

I keep chuckling over returning the tough guy road rage talk almost causing a real incident

What is this all about?

Some old white dude was yelling road rage shit out his window and I returned it with tough talk and he thought it was whoever he was raging at and got out of his mini van to try to fight the old black guy in front of hi

Was this in front of the brewery?

Damn I left too soon

Bro that was hilarious

It was in front of the brewery

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Crig7MWJbay/?igshid=Y2I2MzMwZWM3ZA==

I’m stuck in hoeny jail
And I can’t pay my hoeny bail

Deep in hoen debt you may never cum again

[plays this quietly in loving room]

“Is that from Bender?” - Amanda

God she knows me😍

420 creem

Yeah matt!

Nice!

300 year gap in Irish innovation after the discovery of whiskey

And the first next thing they figured out was road bowling.

Props for modern chemistry tho

Homie was blasted off whisky creating modern chemistry

Busy drunkenly road bowling when it struck him

Probably stolen from the Arabs tbh but let’s let them have it

Chemistry that is

20th century they also invented this

Still can’t get it off your iphone

Was that a Tim Cook or Steve Jobs decision

House of Mouf

A Steam annex

Or, as spike lee would say it, was it a Tim cook or spike lee joint?

Opening summer 2024

Honestly they should release their next phone as a “Tim cook joint”

Remember that road rage earlier?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuH7LPBrM4y/?igshid=Y2I2MzMwZWM3ZA==