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  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Y’all still getting rip twisted?
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’re on shrooms at tabor
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmm. Recent shrooms or already fully blastin
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cmoooon
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That does look pleasant
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s fantastic
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I fear in too drunk to taste this cjieon
    Cullen Conway
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Banger
  9. Did the barnacles win
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    We scored 73 runs in two games
  11. Yes we won both
  12. Kyle hurt himself running too fast and then couldn’t stop cumming
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is this hyperbole
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  15. Well the cumming part is
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
  17. I’m legging myself
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Prolly could have been a photo
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    IWC
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cum dude
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s vibrating
  22. It made me fun my pants
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s big
  25. Bog
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bog
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Big
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cig?
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cog
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cog
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
  33. This went through my rubber Birkenstocks while taking my dog out
  34. It missed my pinky toe by a centimeter
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Truly a great chain of texts from Evan
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Thx man i thought so too
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Be the cum you want to see in the world
  39. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/nudeobama/status/1665217312092487680
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/qwTPmzegE9qyJyGY6?g_st=i
  41. Sushi Yummy & Chinese Restaurant
    (503) 774-0061
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah?
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You finna feast?
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That seems like a place for you
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol why
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just the name
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s kinda meh if I’m honest
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lolololol
  51. He just like me fr
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan BbbenderIt’s kinda meh if I’m honest
    You are full of shit
    Cullen Conway
  53. Evan BbbenderIt’s kinda meh if I’m honest
    I’m sure you’re saying in a racist Asian accent over and over
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 sushi yummy
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m at a kegger
  56. Matt avatar
    Is Maeve doing a keg stand?
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Whose kegger?
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s been suggested matt
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cum