Wednesday, May 31, 2023

https://twitter.com/shitpostgate/status/1663926391400742917?s=46

Roughly half of us in here

Exactly half

We all want cream pies

Yes, but half of you also wanted a baby

Where as the other half wants cream pies but no babies

Thank you

Estimated

Max’s desire for an offspring are unclear to me

Yes

Valar Creampielis

All men must cream pie

Link is a well known twonk

I guess it’s Twunk

Anyone finna hoen this Friday

Love it, love it

Wtf is a twunk

Interesting.

Twink face body of a hunk

What’s a goku

I think he is more a full twink

He isn’t particularly muscular

Link wrecks too much shit to be a twink

Appearance is not the same as ability

Link works out bro c’mon

FUCK THIS I’M GOING TO STEAM

Please elaborate

Mart, while at Steam please survey the boys on whether link is a twink or Twunk

His appearance belies his true power 😈

Also the statement just sounded nerdy as fuck so the meme made sense in my brain

I’ve never seen that image before

But yeah I follow now

Idk it’s a meme

Twink is like, extra skinny. Link is fit bro.

Idk where that came from but I love it

Classic bodybuilding.com forum post actually

We’re at the point where I had no idea if that was pasta or chatgpt

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2021/10/botws-favourite-twink-link-fights-a-lynel-guardian-and-hynox-at-once/amp/

I find a lot of people saying he is a twink

It’s simply a more popular term

Ask the boys at steam

Aren’t you on the way there?

I’m getting close I’ll take this burden

Yeah but I have other business there

Cum business

And business is good

The calves look nice

I see basically no muscle definition

If dude was a gym rat he’d be huge in no time get outta here

Though he also isn’t exceptionally skinny

But he isn’t

Yeah that’s the definition of twunk dummy

You seem to think twunks have to be hunks

Hunks are hunks

If I saw that dude running around I’d call him a twink

He’s boyish, hairless and skinny

Then he would absolutely destroy you

And fuck your wm

Nice calves though

Where do you classify yourself on the twink to hunk scale Kyle?

I’m probably an otter

I’m Kevin spacey

But if I had to be on that scale I’d say twunk

Perhaps I’m a muscle otter

In how many lives have you felled a reincarnated demon Kyle? You are hunkier than Link?

Go smash some pots

Again, you are going beyond physical appearance

I don’t have the triforce of courage nor the master sword

Link wasn’t born with those things either

He earned them through conquest

And other hunky shit

Regardless of his feats he is built like a twink

Ok glad you made that joke funnier

This is not a joke

This is serious

Unfortunately for you there is more to being a twink than just body type

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink

That has countless contradictory definitions of a twink

I imagine the twunk page is the same

I think there is a theme there that you are choosing not to see

Go suck Links hunky hog Kyle I’m done with your pedantics

A gay or effeminate (https://www.ur

That’s most upvoted one

Other than being a bottom (tbd) seems like it’s describing link

That’s not the most upvoted one that’s just the one on top or are you bad at numbers too?

Fuck this twink debate is getting spicy

I assumed the sorted it by upvotes

The one with the ‘most upvotes’
An attra

Now I’m curious why that is not at top, but I digress.

The physical description matches link. Other than the club wear

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1663945089293377537?s=20

Send it

Escudriñar craftsmanship

Beautiful

Pusty squart

Friday sandwiches at Dimos?

Yeah!

O shit

Ooo shit

Nah I’m ducking with you

I thought that might be so

I cummied

420 cummied yams

For the curious

420 blaze it leaderboard
Evan: 82
Kyle: 119
Matt: 26
Cullen: 108
Dan: 1

Matt did Jen post this?

She knows there is no stopping goblin mode here

There is one way

The weirding way

https://twitter.com/junlper/status/1663926233950822403?s=46