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Monday, April 24, 2023

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/iwrite4jacobin/status/1650316015102750721
    Evan Bbbender
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Guys I’m horn
  3. Matt avatar
    wen hoen
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Always hoen
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Always hoen
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did you guys get moto tickets?
  8. Matt avatar
    Not yet but I’m down to pull the trigger whenever
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah same
  10. Matt avatar
    Is it the same spot as last year? SW waterfront or whatever
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Zidell
  12. Matt avatar
    ah I don’t think that’s the same place as last year
  13. oh nm yes it is
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I’ve never been there
  15. Matt avatar
    It’s just kind of a huge open space with a roof over it
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Seems apt for the moto show
  17. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1650476549282451458
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
  19. 🔥🔥🔥
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/sacramnt_rspctr/status/1650295133269639170?s=46
  21. Clicken ze
  22. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/said_mitch/status/1650461896150077440
  23. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/1650522061721182210
  24. yooo lets go
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow
  26. He’s their highest paid anchor wtf did he do
  27. And, which fledgling far right media group is he going to sign with
  28. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/134046087139950592
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lmao
  30. That’s savage
  31. see you in hell tucker
  32. Matt avatar
  33. No farewell show or anything. I wonder if they are blaming him for that huge settlement they just paid
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean they settled they don’t have to issue an apology or anything
  35. Matt avatar
    I mean to the shareholders haha
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I was listening to a podcast the other day and the idea is that Fox News viewers think the juidicial system is so woke anyways that they won’t even care about this event
  37. Idk I mean he probably has the most viewed program like he’s a cash cow for them
  38. Like if he’s making money I think it’s a bad business decision
  39. Matt avatar
    apparently not a billion dollar cash cow
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I guess not
  41. Matt avatar
    I just hope this means more shitty things are on the way for tuck
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s definitely going to become the star of some god forsaken far right media group
  43. Maybe he’ll run with trump for VP
  44. Matt avatar
    may he disappear into obscurity like glenn beck + bill o’reilly before him
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    HOW ABOUT THAT
  46. Inshallah
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen has the worst memes honestly
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Thank you for your honesty
  50. And that’s not what you said about my 420 memes
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s all I’ve got
  52. Yeah you really step it up for those
  53. But everything else, rubbish
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    Look bro I’m tired
  55. Send us more comedians in cars shit
  56. It will really get the leels out
    Kyle Derrick
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sleepy Cullen on the offensive
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Listen it sucks y’all don’t get good jokes and I suffer greatly from it
  59. Because if you don’t think jerry Seinfeld and aziz ansari trying to learn how to drive again in a 73 Porsche convertible after a massive stroke you are an absolute moro
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    1 leel ✅
    Kyle Derrick
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😡
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen Conway
  63. In case anyone needs to cum
  64. (Who doesn’t?)
  65. Matt avatar
    The insane itch you’re not allowed to scratch when tats are healing is so much worse than the pain of the tattoo application
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Have you tried cuming?
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You can slap it
  68. Matt avatar
    Yeah the slap just isn’t enough
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    How about the cum?
  70. Matt avatar
    cum helps it heal
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You can also spit on it
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I slap mine really hard
  73. Which could probably also damage it
  74. But I agree, the itch is by far the worst part
  75. Cullen Conway avatar
    What about medicinal ♋️
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hadn’t considered that
  77. That’s for medical emergencies only
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys can anyone confirm that dan is still alive
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Butter bybruce?
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    He
  81. He is more alive than you have ever been in your entire life.
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pics or gtfo?
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    Look at this fish I murdered
  84. (Yes, that is not me, but I took the photo!)
  85. Spent the week in Mexico and work has been busy lately, but I’m alive and hoeny as hell
    Max Lieberman
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Whoa dude you got a marlin
  87. Did you eat it
  88. Daniel Miller avatar
    We did.
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cum
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, it was a cummish texture
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Good or bad cummish?
  92. Daniel Miller avatar
    truthfully, it didn’t taste great. But the guy who cleaned/butchered it for us looked like a Simpsons version of a Mexican bond villain.
  93. Shirtless, jacked, hair to his waste, cigarette in mouth and machete in hand
  94. He filleted a 130lbs marlin in less time than it took him to finish the cigarette.
    Evan Bbbender
  95. Matt avatar
    Tucker fired and now Bam is on the run from the cops in PA
  96. Quite the monday so far
  97. https://twitter.com/latkedelrey/status/1650586718125301768
  98. Kyle leave this poor girl alone
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What a man!
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Never!
  101. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Votto007/status/1650516986709803011
  102. https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1650591392618389516
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro what the fuck did bam Margery do
  104. Matt avatar
    bam always been my least favorite of the jackass crew
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He punched his brother in the face?
  106. He used to get paid millions for that
    Matt
  107. I really liked cky as a kid
  108. He definitely melted his brain
  109. Matt avatar
    I was wat
  110. He was always kind of a piece of shit
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I mean he did buy them a huge house and basically gave a lot of his money to friends as far as I know
  112. But he definitely ruined his life
  113. Cullen Conway avatar
    Rodgers to the jets boys
    Evan Bbbender
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck cullen you broke the story to me??
  115. Cullen Conway avatar
    I did
  116. Matt avatar
    Got ‘em
  117. inb4 Rogers shows his dick to a Jersey reporter
    2
  118. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck man
  119. At least I broke it to my cousin
  120. Cullen Conway avatar
    Y’all got a decent haul for him
  121. Moved up to pick 13 this year
  122. Second next year that could become a first
  123. Oh and another second this year
  124. Matt avatar
    They are going to give the jete 6 primetime games next year? What a joke
  125. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey I’m reading it dammit
  126. We basically just moved up 2 spots
  127. But yea next years pick could be nice
  128. Oo nvm we got a 2nd this year too very nice
  129. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol yeah I said that
    Matt
  130. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I did not read it!
  131. Matt avatar
    Hope you fleeced the jete
  132. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Listen me too
  133. Either Rodgers was getting old and bad or I don’t understand anything about football
  134. Both are very likely
  135. Cullen Conway avatar
  136. Wtf
  137. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/CroppedBoomers/status/1650616558308188161
  138. https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1650607511383187460
    Evan Bbbender
  139. Cullen Conway avatar
    I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.
  140. Matt avatar
    Very sorry to hear this
  141. https://twitter.com/CroppedBoomers/status/1650623258234875906
  142. Sorry that popped up on my timeline at the same time and felt appropriate
  143. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was actually just quoting Darwin
    Matt
  144. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So I’d there anyway we could actually do the one moto show Friday? It’s heathers birthday weekend and we were thinking of going to the coast Saturda
  145. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I can absolutely not do Friday
  146. But nbd if you guys wanna do that instead
  147. But weather is supposed to be way nicer Friday , so maybe you should go to the coast on Friday?
  148. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She works Friday so can’t
  149. Damn that’s too bad I’ll figure it out
  150. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And heather is on my persona non grata list. She skipped Alysa’s birthday and didn’t invite me to go see mesmerica
  151. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro she was sick, and she really wanted to go
  152. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that was a joke
  153. I was also joking about the friday coast thing
  154. I could maybe swing Friday but I wouldn’t be able get out there until quite a bit later. My dad is having a retirement party and it goes until like 6-630 or s
  155. And is out in tron
  156. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmm I see
  157. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hmm hoeny
  158. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 fun tits
    Evan Bbbender