Monday, April 24, 2023

https://twitter.com/iwrite4jacobin/status/1650316015102750721

Guys I’m horn

wen hoen

Always hoen

Always hoen

Did you guys get moto tickets?

Not yet but I’m down to pull the trigger whenever

Yeah same

Is it the same spot as last year? SW waterfront or whatever

Zidell

ah I don’t think that’s the same place as last year

oh nm yes it is

Yeah I’ve never been there

It’s just kind of a huge open space with a roof over it

Seems apt for the moto show

https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1650476549282451458

🔥🔥🔥

https://twitter.com/sacramnt_rspctr/status/1650295133269639170?s=46

Clicken ze

https://twitter.com/said_mitch/status/1650461896150077440

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/1650522061721182210

yooo lets go

Wow

He’s their highest paid anchor wtf did he do

And, which fledgling far right media group is he going to sign with

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/134046087139950592

Lmao

That’s savage

see you in hell tucker

No farewell show or anything. I wonder if they are blaming him for that huge settlement they just paid

I mean they settled they don’t have to issue an apology or anything

I mean to the shareholders haha

I was listening to a podcast the other day and the idea is that Fox News viewers think the juidicial system is so woke anyways that they won’t even care about this event

Idk I mean he probably has the most viewed program like he’s a cash cow for them

Like if he’s making money I think it’s a bad business decision

apparently not a billion dollar cash cow

Yeah I guess not

I just hope this means more shitty things are on the way for tuck

He’s definitely going to become the star of some god forsaken far right media group

Maybe he’ll run with trump for VP

may he disappear into obscurity like glenn beck + bill o’reilly before him

HOW ABOUT THAT

Inshallah

Cullen has the worst memes honestly

Thank you for your honesty

And that’s not what you said about my 420 memes

It’s all I’ve got

Yeah you really step it up for those

But everything else, rubbish

Look bro I’m tired

Send us more comedians in cars shit

It will really get the leels out

Sleepy Cullen on the offensive

Listen it sucks y’all don’t get good jokes and I suffer greatly from it

Because if you don’t think jerry Seinfeld and aziz ansari trying to learn how to drive again in a 73 Porsche convertible after a massive stroke you are an absolute moro

1 leel ✅

😡

In case anyone needs to cum

(Who doesn’t?)

The insane itch you’re not allowed to scratch when tats are healing is so much worse than the pain of the tattoo application

Have you tried cuming?

You can slap it

Yeah the slap just isn’t enough

How about the cum?

cum helps it heal

You can also spit on it

I slap mine really hard

Which could probably also damage it

But I agree, the itch is by far the worst part

What about medicinal ♋️

Hadn’t considered that

That’s for medical emergencies only

Guys can anyone confirm that dan is still alive

Butter bybruce?

Pics or gtfo?

Whoa dude you got a marlin

Did you eat it

Cum

Good or bad cummish?

Tucker fired and now Bam is on the run from the cops in PA

Quite the monday so far

https://twitter.com/latkedelrey/status/1650586718125301768

Kyle leave this poor girl alone

What a man!

Never!

https://twitter.com/Votto007/status/1650516986709803011

https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1650591392618389516

Bro what the fuck did bam Margery do

bam always been my least favorite of the jackass crew

He punched his brother in the face?

He used to get paid millions for that

I really liked cky as a kid

He definitely melted his brain

I was wat

He was always kind of a piece of shit

Yeah I mean he did buy them a huge house and basically gave a lot of his money to friends as far as I know

But he definitely ruined his life

Rodgers to the jets boys

Fuck cullen you broke the story to me??

I did

Got ‘em

inb4 Rogers shows his dick to a Jersey reporter

Fuck man

At least I broke it to my cousin

Y’all got a decent haul for him

Moved up to pick 13 this year

Second next year that could become a first

Oh and another second this year

They are going to give the jete 6 primetime games next year? What a joke

Hey I’m reading it dammit

We basically just moved up 2 spots

But yea next years pick could be nice

Oo nvm we got a 2nd this year too very nice

Lol yeah I said that

I did not read it!

Hope you fleeced the jete

Listen me too

Either Rodgers was getting old and bad or I don’t understand anything about football

Both are very likely

Wtf

https://twitter.com/CroppedBoomers/status/1650616558308188161

https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1650607511383187460

I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.

Very sorry to hear this

https://twitter.com/CroppedBoomers/status/1650623258234875906

Sorry that popped up on my timeline at the same time and felt appropriate

I was actually just quoting Darwin

So I’d there anyway we could actually do the one moto show Friday? It’s heathers birthday weekend and we were thinking of going to the coast Saturda

I can absolutely not do Friday

But nbd if you guys wanna do that instead

But weather is supposed to be way nicer Friday , so maybe you should go to the coast on Friday?

She works Friday so can’t

Damn that’s too bad I’ll figure it out

And heather is on my persona non grata list. She skipped Alysa’s birthday and didn’t invite me to go see mesmerica

Bro she was sick, and she really wanted to go

Yeah that was a joke

I was also joking about the friday coast thing

I could maybe swing Friday but I wouldn’t be able get out there until quite a bit later. My dad is having a retirement party and it goes until like 6-630 or s

And is out in tron

Hmm I see

Hmm hoeny

420 fun tits