Sunday, April 23, 2023

Matt are you watching the Tank/Garcia fight?

Matt is watching Joaquin phoenix fight physical manifestations of his mental demons

Damn that’s a good card

Comedians in cars drinking cum and sucking and fucking one another

Comedians in cars sexually stimulating their best friends

Comedians in cars driving with 10x the legal amount of alcohol in their system

Comedians in cars armed with assault rifles driving over state lines to break up a BLM protest

Comedians in cars reverse engineering the titanic using legos

Comedians in cars smoking the resin of a thousand cremated amphibians

Comedians in cars colluding with ByteDance to make the next generation of Americans woefully stupid

Comedians in cars learning to drive again after a massive stroke that left them paralyzed on the right side of their body

That movie was pretty bonkers

Was it good

It was like a 3 hour trip of anxiety and insanity with a pretty strong payoff near the end that everyone here would appreciate. Overall very abstract and long but I enjoyed it

I’m very intrigued

Same

Is the payoff at the end Joaquin hanging dong?

So should we get tickets to the 6-10pm slot on saturday for the 1 show?

looks like its $20

I think that’s the move

https://twitter.com/mit/status/1649963039184113666?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

I might try to grab a beer with y’all next Saturday

Not sure if I’ll join the Moto sho but maybe if you go somewhere before

Dril made them take away his blue too

I know

Wait we doing Friday or Saturday

I was watching that fight yesterday

89 degrees Friday lol

That is ridiculous

Yup

I know

But kyle originally was pushing Friday

Push my dick

Which I just recalled

Friday and Saturday are the same for paternity leave Cully

Oh I can probably make either work

Of all the places
On which I could Jack my dick
I choose your back, ho

Banger

We need kyle to weigh in

Wait y’all like that haiku but no love for my numerous “comedians in cars” texts?

Correct

Absolute idiots

I love Greg

Yeah he’s good

No i wasn’t. I Can’t go that day

Saturday is when I would go

Evan pushing false narratives

I am

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1650225583161331721

That was the worst

420 cum