Thursday, April 6, 2023
148 messages from 6 senders:Evan Bbbender 47Kyle Derrick 38Daniel Miller 29Cullen Conway 22Matt 9Max Lieberman 3
Just walked by a guy playing aoe on a laptop at the airport
Fucking savage- A king
- He was probably kicking my ass
420 daughter5- Daniel Miller
- Congrats broCullen Conway
- Thanks man, really happy
- What’s her name?
- Assuming that’s decided
- We’re gonna spend some time with her before deciding
Your gonna spend some time with her before deciding on BrickCullen Conway- Makes sense. When was she born?
- She was born at 3:20
- Amanda started pushing at 3:01
- That’s crazy fast right?
- Crazy fast
- And she had a 9.9 APGARout of ten
- Basically it all went incredibly well and both Amanda and baby are doing wonderful
- Amanda fucking crushed itCullen Conway
- Congratulations!!!Cullen Conway
- That’s a very fast baby
- And I know fast babies
- The best way to name the child is to get to know it though
- Then you know if it’s more of a “Screamer” or a “Tittysucker” or maybe “Sleepy”
- But in all seriousness that’s awesome and get that stogie going
- How did I miss the 420!!
- That has to be the finest 420 yet
Amazing. Congrats you three!- Cullen deserves baby daddy bonus points
- How many bonus points for 420 daughter?
- +10?
- How ever many points kyle has +1Matt
- Hm that’s a tall order
- We need to submit to a vote
- Look, hasn’t cullen been blessed enough already?
- That sounds like a no bite
- Vote
👍- Matt votes yes
- Guess I’ll rage quit
- Wait wait
- Don’t rage quit
- This is an extremely important social experiment
- Can we settle for +10
- Where rules are made up on the fly and points don’t matter
- Yeah idc
- I was just kidding
- Please never speak to or acknowledge Cullen’s daughter if he gets 10 pointsEvan Bbbender
- I do think the 420 points should matter like kyle has been showing up everyday grinding people
- But cullen did just have a dank nug of his own
- hard disagreeEvan Bbbender
- Look, if Kyle wants to earn more points, he can have his own kid.Matt
- Nothing unfair about it/
- As that has been the case up until now
- he dropped the news at 420 am though
- making it a 420 event
- Yeah, it was a big dick move for sure
- GIGADICK move.
- Yeah whatever works
- If you want to cheapen the game with some unimportant event like childbirth, so be it
- (Clearly facetious)
- I’m just bitter that Cullen’s baby outscored mine on its APGAR
- What’s that stand for
- Appearance, pulse, grimace, activity, respiration
- Bruce came your purpleEvan Bbbender
- Came out
- Which apparently loses points on appearance
- Grimace!?
- That’s wild that grimace is a value they consider
- I thought grimace was purple that should be bonus points
- I SAID THE SAME THING!
- The nurse wasn’t amused.
- Apparently grimace means reflexes in this context
- Cullen, to honor the birth hour of your firtsborn, I will be going on a 4 day benderDaniel Miller
- Thank you
- 5
- I’m watching the masters with her right now
- Nice.
- Beautiful
- Is that the hospital?
- Postpartum recovery room yeahs
- No it’s a motel 6Evan Bbbender
- Here until tomorrow
- Which hospital are you at?
- Kaiser Sunnyside
- Room is p nice
- I’m calling in a bomb threat
- Huge tv too but Amanda is sleeping by it
- Have you slept at all?
- Here and there
- Nothing substantial
- I wasn’t sure if a 9.9 argpg means you could be at home already
- Bro
- Do I have to work tomorrow?
- Nope
- I’m not
- Ok good
- I really don’t want to
- I’m not
- Though your j card may be revoked
- Yesterday was Passover and you didn’t even know
- Yeah I mean whatever
- I went to synagogue for a decade like I’ve done my time
- Amen.
- Passover Seders too are not fun they are sooo not fun
- But there’s bitter herbs
- And salt water
- You haven’t gone to one as an adult. Its one of the few holidays that requires you to drink an entire bottle of wine in one sittin
- Its very specific
- That doesn’t sound bad
- Hmm
- There may be something here
- Dan, makeup Seder, this weekend
- I’ll force Heather to go
- i guess we could do one Friday maybe
- Chag
- Friday is pizza night though so that’s a hard sell
- Pizza is not kosher for passover
- Unless you want it on crackers
- Not trying to eat dimos tomorrow
- I guess we could pin
- piz
- Pizza for passover
- Better than grandmother Dorris brisket anyway
- Anyone up for a last hurrah this weekend?Evan Bbbender
- Lol
- Bring the baby
- He’s bringing the baby to “air” tonight
- Speaking of a last hurrah, cullen. We really missed at you at the last hurrah last weekend
- Could have actually been the last hurrah
- Less talkin more shotgun beer vids bro
- It has to be shiner
- Surprisingly hard to come by so far
- Lone star
- That’s the Texas beer
- Fuck you
- It’s shiner bock
- I also want some molestar
- I’m at a bar called white tiger and I can easily pdx tiger bars > atx tiger bars
- Especially when you’re on mushrooms
- Idk this bar has a caffeine vape pen vending machine
- Get one
- I’ll get you one
- 420 4 day benderEvan Bbbender
- I got baby photos coming in one side and 4 day bender photos coming out the other