Saturday, March 11, 2023

That’s what I call a creamer

My buddy in Portland Maine just sent me this add he encountered

Seem legit.

Also, is that DMT sponsored by Saks Fifth Avenue?

Did he buy some?

I’m trying to convince him to

Casual child abuse in the tv guide is great

It’s funny because strangling a child is a wildly violent act

Top tier

But like a huge part of their relationship

Yeah just every now and then when you think about it it’s like whoa

Somehow it remains borderline wholesome

I love how marge is clutching her chest like “oh my”

I love cumming

The Bill/Frank story is much darker on the game

Geez

Yeah there’s more pebis

And less ganja

Too true

It truly is shockingly bad

I had a white bean soup last week

Because kyle convinced me light fair is the move

It is true

But still

The menu sucks

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TENDIES

But that white bean “chili”

Bender to me over drinks last summer

I’m edging

Cum or shid?

Shid

I’m the shid guy

And it has been released

I’m shidding

Happy 311 day

Remember amber is the color of your energy

Amber is the color of your cum

Go to the doctor

Yeah that’s prolly time to seek medical help

Coward

Jimmy creamers fellas

It’s the freakin weekend baby I’m about to have me some cum

Too true my man

I know you’ve been sippin cum all week

Don’t misrepresent things

Fish update

Is it g and d?

It is!

May I asked how you confirmed g?

😈

Fish sticks?

Why did they finger it?

I bet that finger fucked moos ate all these trees

fmwm

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1634397381092581378?s=42&t=LiMTOB0xdXhJB9yx4HU14g

Evan you love hall of meat shid

I do

Great now I'm hoeny Hoen

311 blaze it

Honestly that was right

Tight