Wednesday, March 1, 2023
114 messages from 6 senders:Daniel Miller 45Kyle Derrick 35Matt 16Evan Bbbender 13Max Lieberman 4Cullen Conway 1
420 cum
That can’t be good
He’s too short to be a politician- https://twitter.com/TitoMahalo/status/1630840973315178496
Happens every time- If you aren’t constantly over encumbered how will you ever increase your STR?
- Magic rings!?!
- That would be a funny game mechanic, being over encumbered increases your str over time
- PBFcomics on the same shit today
- https://twitter.com/PBFcomics/status/1630987870923096070
- Muscle March begins I guess
- Radstag meat is +25 carry for an hour tho
- https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/1627117839822856192
- Dan, I challenge you to a double down eat off
- That’s a gauntlet throw
Kyle.- I accept.
- And I don’t need a batch of tickets or a 2 week sprint.
- IM GOING TO WATERFALL A DECADES WORTH OF DOUBLE DOWNS INTO MY WIDDLE MOUFEvan Bbbender
- And your humiliation will know no limit.
- In preparation for my upcoming trip to Japan, I will be practicing the ancient Japanese tradition of Kuidaroe
- (Eating yourself to ruin)
- You’re gonna need a spike story to research Kuidaroe more thoroughly
- Spike tory?
- Spike story?
- He’s trying to agile you
- o is that another agile word for doing your job
- Spike my dick.Matt
- I don’t think there are enough unknowns pertaining to your dick to warrant a spike story
- We can estimate it now.
- I’d give it a 3
- How’s this for a user story
- As a frequent steam patron, I want you to fuck my widdle mouf.Matt
- O and quick mid sprint update
- I’ve started on my dick. We underestimated. It contains mulitudes
- *multitudes
- Boys, boys! Save the smack-talk for the presser!
- This event is going to be huge
- Now that’s a Feature I can deliver with gustoDaniel Miller
- We should definitely have a presser
- And a weigh in?
- Would be great to get the before and after on that
- Idk even know where a kfc is
- MLK i believe
- Yes that is closest to me
- pretty far north
- That’s the only one I’m aware of
- Next closest is 82nd and Powell
- I was just going to get door dash to deliver 40 double downsMatt
- It may be courteous to contact your KFC to warn them of this catering order
- Lol 40?
- Have you ever had a double down?
- I’ve had one and it was huge and gross
- I haven’t had KFC since the bush administration.
- I think 10 would be possibly deadly feat
- I mean, that’s 5400 calories.
- They will probably be smaller now than in college
- We need to get a date set and a ppv stream provider
- I have exclusive rights through my twitch channel and our live event partner pornhub
- Already got a deal sized up eh
- fucking kfcflation
- What? How much is a double down?
- Good question
- I propose an exhibition preview were we each eat one2
- I can have my company sponsor, could be good exposure
- Where will we hold the exhibition/presser
- Let’s order them to Mike Richmonds backyard. He’s good at being “the press”
- That is true though not sure if he’ll be open to the idea better ask I guess
- Also, I have an unrelated public safety announcement.
- https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/mcminnville-fentanyl-mass-overdose-dealer-charged/283-4c78c84c-1ac5-43ff-8a7f-786d2a07504
- These people thought they were doing cocaine, they tested the drugs too
- That’s pretty fucking scary
- 1 died, 6 Oded and they guy who picked it up is going to jail for 20 years
- So all in all, not a great night.
- I mean I think I’m good on cocaine for a long time or 1 am whichever comes first
- At least he warned them it may contain fent
- And personally drove some of them to hospital
- That’s a good drug dealer in my book
- Unfortunately, I don’t think he’s still in business
- The only drug I need is two pieces of fried chigger, a strip of bacon, a slice of American cheese and smothered in a special sauce2
- *Mayo or spicy sauce
- Yeah I’d put the over under at like 6
- I don’t know, that would be quite a feat
- That’s like eating 4 chipotle chicken burritos
- On a pure calorie count basis
- Yeah but they are denser
- Less volume
- Yeah,
- Grosser too
- 12 hot dogs in a minute is like one of the benchmarks of competitive eating, that’s 1800 calories, which would be 3.5ish double downs
- i think like 3-4 is more likely.
- 4 double downs, that’s so nasty
- What’s our time limit gonna be?
- How will this be structured? Will it be a time or a volume based eat off
- I think the key to eating more is doing it quickly.
- Most in 10 minutes?
- I was gonna suggest 20 minutes
- An hour
- LOL
- I’d be hospitalized
- Yeah an hour is too much time
- I can’t imagine much work would be done after 30
- First to hospitalizationDaniel Miller
- KUIDAORE!
- I don’t want my last meal to be 5 kfc double downs
- Then you better eat 6
- Don’t fill up on breadDaniel Miller
- My guy
- Anyone else ever feel hornier after they cum?
- The hoens never ends
- If I’ve learned anything from lecherous old men, that statement is v true