Tuesday, February 28, 2023

420 Tortuga

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Do you guys do sprint demos Kyle?

Yea

Though we use the term “iteration” as opposed to sprint

Not my favorite activity

Understandable. But they are a key component to ensure the customer is happy with what is being implemented.

You have customers on iteration demos?

Customers is a vague term and would probably vary based on companies

When did you become such a corporate demon kyle

Not sure what agile frameworks have to with being corporate

Everything

Singing the praises of agile ceremonies is hella corporate

It’s a project management system

Doesn’t need to be corporate

It’s meant to make life better for everyone

It’s an effective project management system, its goal being to ‘make life better for everyone’ is def up for debate

Well, it can be abused and or implemented poorly.

Just like my penis

Yes, or say communism?

All I can say is it’s better than waterfall. Or at least should be. Mileage will vary.

It’s been poorly implemented in various deployments

Like when I miss your widdle mouf

Y’all ever Fard so hard it makes your heart hurt?

Yes

I get fart heart palpitations

Cullen not a fan of that other photo?

Matt are you on mushrooms?

Not on tuesdays

Want a pic next time?

Only if you look like cullen

I’m gonna shroom this weekend

A flay the flesh from my wein

I thought you were flaying my wein, bro

Only after you build the igloo