Saturday, February 25, 2023

420 oops

HoenIE

Anyone for a beer tonight?

Or g sex?

Ugh

Just did my first 10 hour day in a long time

Tight

I’m out tonight, Arvin

Yeah it’s sick

Cum

Sounds like kyle needs a drinka

Father of the year

creepin

Where the drinks tonight?

Paymaster

Aka laurelthirst

Paydirt confirmed open

That’s a cold walk

Anyone else tryna fuck

Anywhere you walk is gon be cold

Except hale pale

That photo of Shawn came up on my watch at dinner and Amanda was like, who sent that

It was really good

I need somewhere to roast a cog

https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1629090096111656964

Good lord

Wow

Gary Peterson was the name of the person who fired me from fisher investments in 2011

Was it that guy?

No…

😈

*javier bardem voice*

What’s the most you’ve ever cum in a fuckfest?

I’m so glad I’m not dating online like AI filters are going to fuck everything up

https://twitter.com/memotv/status/1628758590033993728?s=46&t=mkKbNPpu86968LrPWmsSOw

https://twitter.com/onlyfanspostinl/status/1629162289923252234?s=46&t=mkKbNPpu86968LrPWmsSOw

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1629117585810767874?s=46&t=mkKbNPpu86968LrPWmsSOw

*ululation intensifies*

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpEJ2mWPltI/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

https://twitter.com/madonna/status/1621234911016374273?s=46&t=BXO8QY8Fgh3Iy2JskVyOBQ

Madonna looks almost Mongolian

Like what Star Wars character is this

https://twitter.com/birdrespecter/status/1629228931386847232?s=46&t=gkDoB2jbebw7A9tyVDLs3A

Saturday morning edge

You rocking the double glory hole?

Saturday mornings are for the best time to edge a ahid

Now I know what birth feels like

Did you get an epidural?

Did your taint rip up to your sack?

No my asshole dilated to 8 cm though

But now I’m ready for steam

Cummz

No one wants your loose hole bro

You do

God damn this snow I wanna go outside and do shiy

What show

This is not yummy Cummz

Oh snow

It’s pretty yummy bro

Shit dick

Fuckman

Eat a fart headfuck

Cummy bitch

You offered to have kyle fard in your mouth but didn’t own it

Put your money and fards where your mouth is bitch

Eat shit

🖕🏻

Anyone want to hang out, over eat and get drunk in the snow all day?

No

🖕🏻

🖕🏻

I would walk for drinking later

Kyle wanna get pho

https://twitter.com/NBAFilmTweets/status/1629251211420397571

Sucking piss out your butt

No

Liar

I had pho for dinner last night

I’d meet for a beer in like 3-4 hours

Cream, double cream

Precisely

Beer?

Bear?

Hmmm

Where

Where would you like

Hm I mean if it’s not super far wherever works

Pick a place

I donno culmination?

Sure

When?

Whenever

Ok I need 10

Let’s call it 3:45

Sounds good

K