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Tuesday, January 31, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How messy
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Manhattan messy
  3. With rye AND bsb
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are you weekend adjacent drinking?
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah bro. Messy Monday
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What about a creamy Monday
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Everyday is creamy to me
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m more of a morbius Monday which is where I watch morbius starring Jared Leto on repeat
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 cum
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very nice
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Taking my dog out and for the second time in a few months this minivan slows down, rolls down it’s window and shines a flashlight on m
  12. I was just like what, what the fuck do you want
  13. It was so weird
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It was really fucking strange like what are you trying to intimidate me?
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This is why you need to be strapped when you’re waking franny
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Strap my duck
  18. Dick
  19. https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1620422104897458180?s=46&t=rIlXA793koqzsEJ0VItj_Q
  20. Is the afc actually this fucking bad that they added a garbage backup qb
  21. Also why isn’t Allen going
  22. Matt avatar
    He’s too good
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No but why Huntley he’s bad
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well, the pro bowl is a joke
  25. So…
  26. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1620171706903199749
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bonjour
  28. Would you date him?
    -horny
    -gay
    Matt
  29. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/oldmanbjf/status/1604567160839364610
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/jumpmanft/status/1620435584522276865?s=46&t=rIlXA793koqzsEJ0VItj_Q
  31. I should not have to work today this is a religious holiday
  32. Matt avatar
    i agree
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Look at the pro bowl qbs
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’re terrible
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Whose worse Huntley or Carr?
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Huntley
  37. He’s fucking terrible
  38. They’re both jokes either way like why are they in the pro bowl
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Look bros, the probowl was exposed as a joke when Bob Ton was snubbed for Evan Engram
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly that year was a criminal snub
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You guys ever hear that song that’s like
  42. Radioactive, radioactive
  43. Man that shit goes hard
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Spider man theme song?
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s sort of like that but it’s about the new age
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Spider blood
  47. Spider blood
  48. Radioactive spider blood
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Broncos giving up more first round picks for Sean Payton
  50. I don’t think I like first round picks for a coach
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That team is a dumpster fire
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bros
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How’s
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m about to sign up on feet finder and try selling foot pics
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hoes
  56. I hope that’s true
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I kind of want to try
  58. Like my feet are especially weird but I bet some weirdo may be into it
  59. Long toes and foot knuckle hair
  60. Maybe one of me giving myself a foot job
  61. My username will be “burlyfootman69”
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn they charge you $15 a year just to post your foot pics. They also take 20% commissions
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hope you become foot rich
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wow $50 already