Tuesday, January 31, 2023

How messy

Manhattan messy

With rye AND bsb

Are you weekend adjacent drinking?

Yeah bro. Messy Monday

What about a creamy Monday

Everyday is creamy to me

I’m more of a morbius Monday which is where I watch morbius starring Jared Leto on repeat

420 cum

Very nice

Taking my dog out and for the second time in a few months this minivan slows down, rolls down it’s window and shines a flashlight on m

I was just like what, what the fuck do you want

It was so weird

It was really fucking strange like what are you trying to intimidate me?

This is why you need to be strapped when you’re waking franny

Strap my duck

Dick

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1620422104897458180?s=46&t=rIlXA793koqzsEJ0VItj_Q

Is the afc actually this fucking bad that they added a garbage backup qb

Also why isn’t Allen going

He’s too good

No but why Huntley he’s bad

Well, the pro bowl is a joke

So…

https://twitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1620171706903199749

Bonjour

Would you date him?
-horny
-gay

https://twitter.com/oldmanbjf/status/1604567160839364610

https://twitter.com/jumpmanft/status/1620435584522276865?s=46&t=rIlXA793koqzsEJ0VItj_Q

I should not have to work today this is a religious holiday

i agree

Look at the pro bowl qbs

They’re terrible

Whose worse Huntley or Carr?

Huntley

He’s fucking terrible

They’re both jokes either way like why are they in the pro bowl

Look bros, the probowl was exposed as a joke when Bob Ton was snubbed for Evan Engram

Honestly that year was a criminal snub

You guys ever hear that song that’s like

Radioactive, radioactive

Man that shit goes hard

Spider man theme song?

It’s sort of like that but it’s about the new age

Spider blood

Spider blood

Radioactive spider blood

Broncos giving up more first round picks for Sean Payton

I don’t think I like first round picks for a coach

That team is a dumpster fire

Bros

How’s

I’m about to sign up on feet finder and try selling foot pics

Hoes

I hope that’s true

I kind of want to try

Like my feet are especially weird but I bet some weirdo may be into it

Long toes and foot knuckle hair

Maybe one of me giving myself a foot job

My username will be “burlyfootman69”

Damn they charge you $15 a year just to post your foot pics. They also take 20% commissions

I hope you become foot rich

Wow $50 already