Monday, January 30, 2023

Oops! All cum

420 blaze

Kadarius is hurt

Weird

He is normally really durable

Leelll

The megalodon's penis was about 20-feet long

This game is no good either

Fuck the chiefs

They’re winning

https://twitter.com/danabeers/status/1619804270081224706?s=46&t=4aeSjRBbvwp_3Xpls9hiQA

We got a game boys

It’s been close the entire time

Shut up, bitch

I smash the tushy and then head in

I wipe with my hand and use it to fend them off

That 4th and 6 deep shot was ballsy

I don’t even know what that means

It means the Bills are on the verge of being able to clone players

Oops

Fucking idiot

That was so fucking stupid

Funniest ending

Fuck. It cold.

Lol

Remember when the FAA system went down a while back?

Turns out my company was the contractor that may have caused it

Yeah idk. It’s another project that I am not related to

But just got a mass company email about it

Saying to not talk to the press

puttin those guys on blast

I think my old boss is the program manager for that project

Fun stuff

Best part is we just got the contract like six months ago

And already shit the bed

There is a class action lawsuit against Celsius drinks

Free $20 for submitting a form online

Girl at the weed store both had a knife face tat and was bumping 21 savage and it took all of my power to not say ISSA KNIFE to he

Hahaha

You should have asked her if it was a crucifix tattoo

Then she would know you’re a real one

I’ll ask her next time

ISSA cum

Anyone tryna have a messy Monday?

Fine. More for me