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Wednesday, January 11, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jumping Jehoshaphat!
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    I tried cranking it in front of this thing the other day
    Cullen Conway
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My cum shoots in slow motion
  4. Sub 1 mph
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro what are you doing in Beavertón
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    nice swoosh spot
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ah I forgot I guess you live in Beaverton
    Matt
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, more or less
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its the nike logo
  11. Visible in the photo
  12. Evan’s typically poor attention detail is apparently sensitive to apparel related things only I guess
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh. I thought you were saying there is a good “swoosh” spot in Beaverton and I had no idea what a swoosh spot was
  14. Thinking food related
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s where you dip your dick in
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d eat some swoosh
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    See? It sounds good
  18. I guess it’s eating in the Nike cafeteria
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s called the “hustler’s fuck den”
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Me and my buddies when someone’s being a little too greedy @ steam:
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 cymload
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 share the load
  23. God DAMNIT
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Attachment
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    For the curious
  26. 420 blaze it leaderboard
    Evan: 63
    Kyle: 80
    Matt: 19
    Cullen: 61
    Dan: 1
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    Love my score.
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s strong
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Any fuckmen want to go see the whale tonight
  30. @ Hollywood 6:30
  31. Matt avatar
    smushpuss
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ahhh
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.kplctv.com/2023/01/04/78-year-old-man-has-ear-part-face-chewed-off-during-attack-police-say/?outputType=amp
  34. Thought he was a robot trying to kill him
  35. So he ate his face
  36. Matt avatar
    More penis than penis
  37. to the tune of more human than human
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just saw the whale and it is very intense
  39. Matt avatar
    Is it entertaining?
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ve never been simultaneously revolted and almost cried
  41. Matt avatar
    Since the last time you masturbated you mean
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s really really good
  43. But so disgusting
  44. There’s a binge scene it is wild
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Color me intrigued
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It gave me flashbacks of dan eating pizza
    Daniel Miller
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/mightyspxdey/status/1613200890852438017?s=46&t=F_mh398ve1_RMTuYtbTjUg
  48. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1613214624744149009
  49. Skylar time
  50. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/dril/status/1613101323188330497
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Man that is going to be a slaughter
  52. They’re going to be flopping helplessly in a big Billy net
  53. Matt avatar
    Eh they still have Tyreek Hill and we don’t have much of a secondary but yea we better win
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey if the shitsucking packers can dominate them with tua what’s the concern here
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1613215039598776322?s=46&t=F_mh398ve1_RMTuYtbTjUg
  56. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ZeekArkham/status/1612874536348749826
  57. I need that shirt
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a sick shirt for sure
  59. It’s uncuckable
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Clussy honks when you fuck it
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Big if true!
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ve been perusing Clussy porn and can confirm
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    How’d you feel about that exercise?
  64. Sorry wrong thread
  65. Interesting about the clussy tho
  66. Matt avatar
    exercise that clussy
  67. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1612840395964305410
  68. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JackMurphyRGR/status/1612567771786760212