Thursday, January 5, 2023

420 n***er

Oh man…

Yeah that one felt weird

Lol

Really amazed my power hadn’t gone off again

Crazy wind

https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1610994645181382657

That reminds me

Did any of y’all watch the all gas no brakes documentary on Netflix

Because it’s great

Its on HBO and yea we watched it

Whatever same thing

The streamer

The Apple TV

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1610999842070794241?s=46&t=ZIs3-5IltmjFIGkDC6msjQ

He just might get there

https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1611045920799350784

Evan: “Vice sucks”

I do hate vice its fucking stupid

Vice does suck but videos a video

Founded by a fucking proud boy

A video is a video and a widdo mouf is a widdo mouf

To be fair, he wasn’t a proud boy when he founded it

He was a leftist

playing fast and loose with that word are we

Which one

Leftist

In the 1990s, McInnes was hardly a far-right menace. He was a tree-planting vegetarian, a druggy anarchist, and a self-described “dogmatic feminist.”

So he’s a flip-flopping bitch

grifters gonna grift

Ayyyy

https://twitter.com/generatedimage/status/1610978336737574913?s=46&t=ZIs3-5IltmjFIGkDC6msjQ

I like this gen

I mean it’s pretty common for people to change their political affiliation as they age

Often leaning towards conservatism as they age

I wonder if he would retrospectively espouse an ideology that paid his employees fair wages and strayed from megalomaniacal practices

Not that journalists really make any money

It’s like the music industry

It’s ubiquitous but nobody makes any money

Didn’t Vice start off with a focus around like shoes and skating stuff? I assumed he was more of a counter-culture guy than having any actual affiliatio

Cashed in on that culture, became old and uncool in that crowd and found the next grift

So it goes I mean they did have a lot of my favorite skate documentaries

Epically later’d

But that was about it

Yeah it pre dated skating being popular

But it sounds like that guy was kind of a shit bag his entire life

Though really leaned into conservatism post 911

Anyone wanna hoen out tomorrow?

https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1611056536918560772?s=20&t=YFgO1zSJdwGSOfXwlXVYzQ

That’s a love

I hope that’s true, I joked that I hoped they would make him speaker the other day when I learned the speaker doesn’t have to be in the hous

That would be sooo dope

https://twitter.com/blameaspartame/status/1611046569465503745

God he is weird looking

Getting zuck vibes

He definitely looks like an early stage cyborg

Like they’re just starting to release them but you can tell they’re robots

But still fuckable

Oh my yes

They test that feature in alpha

Omg I’m stuck in a meeting edging a massive shid

Pain/pleasure

Oooobyeah there it is

I, once again, am asking you to make me cum

Here I cum to glaze the day

I’m post cum

This is good content

We are reaching peak content people

Better feed it to the AI for posterity

Dan feed it

My phone just recommended a portraits album and it’s all Evan

That’s a sick cover

Bro there’s one of me with a MAGA hat Jesus

There is

In front of the WhiteHouse

That’s something

No wrong year

Wait they seem to be from lots of different years

I think they are all 2017

Man 2017 was fucking sick

The baby goat photos are so good

https://twitter.com/eamonsphotoss/status/1611069361535520770?s=46&t=3NMslpjwgebDQ12LTdjrmw

Good barber

As long as he shares

Share my dick

Present it

Evan has shared pebis.lol

It’s true

I’ve definitely seen his dick more than anyone’s but my own

And wood on bed

I took that!

The T1000

It’s an nft