Thursday, December 22, 2022
420 dadEvan Bbbender- Is there a best night of Hanukkah?
7Evan Bbbender- https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605736689090977794?s=46&t=fJVn9tLT4jZXdCtA9JWWFQ
- “Bots incoming”
The public has spoken!
The survey on my social media platform decrees that we must not move forward with this bill!- Why does he insist on coming off as aggressively stupid all the time?Cullen Conway
- It makes him Hoeny
- This is all very non hoeny behaviorCullen Conway
- He’s looking like a woman in menopause too so I very much doubt it’s the hoenEvan Bbbender
- He probably only has sex to procreateCullen Conway
Cullen, I need a merry pebis jingle- I’m in my in-laws quiet quiet home right now
- If I did that everyone would hear
- Tomorrow I am up to this
- MR HOENY BOY
- Evan I can’t hear these texts
- A true banger you can hear as you read the texts
- Cullen please
- It’s hannukah
- You promised
- If I was still alive in the Jhole I would do it for another dose of sweet sweet collision
- I benched diggs for nothing
- Evan?
- Listen I’m not doing shit until my evening A
- Can I hear the dulcet tones of your voice sing me some sweet pebis?Cullen Conway
- Just give me a teaser
- Get me hoened
- We doing new years blow?
- Idk probably not?
- Agreed prolly not
- I bent my Wookiee 😭😭
- Ketamine and mushrooms is it
- Sounds fun
- Is it weird that I don’t want to see avatar at all and I don’t care
- https://twitter.com/molly_mccutch/status/1605648057483333632?s=46&t=nNfoKlzEuNUqOivd9IiHngKyle Derrick
- Damn cullen, you got outta town just in time
- Fucking 5 degrees with wind chill right now
- It’s -30 in MN pussy
- Yeah I meant more about potential flight disruptions
- Yeah I got lucky
- My power is out
- My dick is creamy
- The Midwest is apparently fucked
- How long?
- My dick is also creamy
- Kyle loves power outage updates
- He has like a fetish for them
- Slamming that refresh button on Next Door edging a huge power outage load
- I just may freeze to death if my power goes out at these temps
- Most of my heat is electric
- Maybe it will thin the heard of the homeless people you loathe
- Herd
- Probably not the ones I want gone
- The drug addict a get all hyped up on drugs and run marathons to stay warm
- Any time there is wind Irvington loses power
- Yeah it’s all those big trees
- They just destroy power lines
- Our power went in and out already this morn
- Yeah looks like about 2k pacific power customers don’t have power right now
- Mosty NE Portland
- The best part is that the wind will continue until 5 pm
- Hopefully we don’t get any precipitation
- Otherwise shid will really hit the fan
- Shid on my creemis
- In*
- https://twitter.com/dojacat/status/1605818069573476352?s=46&t=YdG10gmUkQ-MPsH7kNcZ7g
- That’s Doja Cat’s account
- It’s just “fart”
- Man that’s fucking tight thoCullen Conway
- I wish it was tiddy but yeah
- https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1605961128281919494Daniel Miller
- https://twitter.com/Howlingmutant0/status/1605968434503696395
- Same bro
- I inherited a lot of Vicodin from my grandma
- https://twitter.com/cmsholdings/status/1605983349935181824?s=46&t=1OIEG5V0sO_1-tOsZmpllgMattDaniel Miller
- Plenty more to go
- 390 billion
- This screenshot is hard to read but its with Sam, I’m very proud of it.
- Evan Bbbender
- From 6 weeks ago.
- Ish
- we constantly compare the market to cum, so its in terms we can all relate too
- It’s so fucking windy out
- You still have power?
- I imagine it’s more intense at elevation?
- If you tweet @ elon that TSLA is now down 69% YTD do you think he’ll reply with ‘Nice’?Cullen Conway
- Kyle Derrick
- Power lines underground in my hood
- That makes sense.
- Oh they shut off your power when it was super hot and windy though?
- Guys SBF is out and on the looseDaniel Miller
- He made bail
- Payin bail with Dan’s money
- Oh yeah he ballin
- How much was his bond?
- 250 million stolen customer funds
- That’s so ducked
- How does posting bail with stolen money prevent flight
- Where’s he gonna hide? Russia?
- Yeah, I guess he can’t go anywhere, I still don’t like it
- He’s gonna be lighting up the menorah tonight with his family
- Instead of taking a Bahamian gourd up the azz
- Either way, I’m gonna cum
- I don’t believe it, now my bent Wookiee is chafing meCullen Conway
- Dank reference
- Thanks bro
- https://twitter.com/dril/status/1606043847829569536Kyle Derrick
- Fuck it’s cold outside
- SBF forced to live with parents until trial
- Just another unemployed millennial moving back in with his parents
- Were all just one multibillion dollar crypto scam away from moving back in with mom
- Anyone else just cum?
- https://twitter.com/rohangrey/status/1606033201532612608
- i read this when it came out, the crypto section of The Nation is pretty funny might as well be retitled to SBF diaries,Evan Bbbender
- Their last 5 articles on crypto
- Looks like the photo strip of me during my bar mitzvah era, alone in loose fitting suits just looking confusedMatt
- I got cum on me
- What can I say, everybody was hunkering down at Steam
- Kyle are we going to get blacked out at rat tomorrow during the snowstorm
- Absolutely
- Sounds like a lovely time
- But afterwards I gotta do all my Xmas shopping and recall my kitchen counters
- Ok so it’s a midday affair
- Precisely
- Gotcha
- Sadly rat doesn’t open til 3
- So we gotta start somewhere else
- 🫡
- We shall play it by ear
- 715 inn it is
- Excuse me. The New 715 Inn
- The jaw gyros
- 5.4 inches expected in next 24 hours
- In town?
- That’s what my weather app says for my zip
- Pebis cuntyCullen Conway
- Evan, you have power back?
- Aye l that I do thank god