Monday, November 21, 2022

https://twitter.com/iamrahstradamus/status/1594134118157414401?s=46&t=BDGgDk0AIk039ohdLG6pMg

Bro

I mean ok this is technically different than me sending the tweet

But possible Evan award

Look, I’ve been watching this great game

Nick Mullens just made a great pass to Jaelen Raegor

Also, the Elon like is a big part of my text

Love seeing Mullens enjoy some success

I’m sorry cullen

But I’m going to send this

https://twitter.com/pff/status/1594473626606374912?s=46&t=rfwJ7njkaUnDNHqxRu1aEQ

Russ cucked again

Yeah he really is not having a szn

https://twitter.com/presidenttoguro/status/1594128745333284865?s=46&t=EdXyn3EYgzXY2K4HpfEKZg

Update in JDF. He died by suicide. Zordon is rolling in his grave

I saw that

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594500655724609536?s=20&t=9xOopUnw8KktDacesuYh3w

https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1594531360919764993?s=46&t=EdXyn3EYgzXY2K4HpfEKZg

Von Miller is currently streaming on twitch

Time for Mahommes 100th game winning drive

https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1594541086915153920?s=46&t=EdXyn3EYgzXY2K4HpfEKZg

Yea seemed really obvious

When was the last time the Chiefs lost a game they had an opportunity to win with a 2 min drill?

Yup

https://twitter.com/DrSweety303/status/1594171444426027008

Botched adult circumcision?! I must know more.

If you’re a proper weirdo do you think someone does cosmetic skin grafts to ‘uncircumcise’ people?

Foreskin is special

I don’t know if you can just graft any ol skin to it

You would need a cadaver foreskin

Also, my claims about foreskin being special were completely baseless

A clergyman must also be present for you to truly become complete in gods eyes again

We should all become reverends

I think it’s pretty easy

https://twitter.com/FreeRepublicTXT/status/1594422619423461377

I really love that is unironic

What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a cum toss?

Cum

I’m going to burn down a Home Depot.

My wife is also too nice to these service people who are just jerking her around on the phone

Wait is this still the fridge saga?

Yes amongst other things

Very close to calling my fuckin credit card company for a chargeback for Home Depot selling me a broken fridge they won’t resolv

Home Depot sent someone to my fucking house on Friday, he looked at it and was like lol that’s fucked up we’ll send you a new fridge and nothing came of that they’re back to making us fuck with L

Don’t say creamy Philip

So have you been without a fridge for like two weeks?

The Wales goalkeeper is named Hennessey

That’s not good for the US

We have a fridge it just buzzes like a generator all fucking day

Brand new appliance

I def didn’t drop 2g’s to listen to that god forsaken thing buzz all day

At least it works somewhat

But yeah that sucks

https://twitter.com/gatoenjoyer/status/1594706703215370240

This will slowly drive matt to madness like some Edgar Allen Poe horror story

The Telltale Fridge

Matt, do you want a poe style insanity arch or are you feeling more of a shining vibe?

If the latter, just contact LG and tell them you will seriously kill your family soon if they don’t fix this

Yeah I’m more on the axe wielding end of things at the moment

They want to send someone out here on the 6th now, I’m going to lose my shit

You just need to unplug it and only eat East glisan pizza lounge for 2 weeks

Work cucks, I know

I disputed the charge with my credit card company, never done that before should be a fun little exercise

Fuck Home Depot

Interesting

It surely will resolve imminently and to your satisfaction

Haha isn’t this supposed to be the major benefit of credit cards?

I’ve officially wasted hours of my life on this and am full of spite

Yeah it’s a nice place you’ve got yourself into

Seller doesn’t want to deal with it

Manufacturer doesn’t want to deal with it

Though the seller should on your behalf

Yeah well the credit card company won’t pay HD until it’s resolved to my satisfaction so I’ve got that going for me

Make them give you a little suck too

I want big suck

Make ‘em give you a big suck

!!!

Man they really riled you up, eh?

I’ve bought like 4k in new appliances from them recently, this fucking fridge buzzes out of the box, the stove went on sale for $400! cheaper literally the day after I b

So yea fuck that place

I’m gonna get you a Home Depot card for Xmas

https://twitter.com/ViceApologist/status/1594412404238163970