Sunday, November 20, 2022
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777?s=46&t=qWj_kleYGXWNDFwii1JWGA
Tap to load my dick- Bring back Alex Jones
- Matt, did you get a ticket for modest mouse?
No but I will
It’s cool that he said that Latin aphorism because it definitely makes him sound smart- I thought the very same thing
- I believe it’s translates to “the voice of potpourri, the voice of of god”
- I will sell you mine for $500
- Great deal
- I’ll sell you mine for $389
- https://twitter.com/davidsacks/status/1594156809232601089?s=46&t=AYX8-JBezfYF_7frjweeWw
- Yeah it’s not like he sowed the seeds of insurrection over Twitter from the highest political office in the country or anything
- https://twitter.com/kinkybedbugs/status/1594187062491897861?s=46&t=AYX8-JBezfYF_7frjweeWw
Weirder twist in the story, trump kind of isn’t allowed to post on twitter before he posts stuff on truth social according to the agreement he signed with them- Whole thing feels like a stunt I guess.
- Or he learns to copy paste
- https://twitter.com/tybuddhaboy/status/1593656041765588996?s=46&t=V6_PIPvFe7c550NXCchMhwMatt
- Gsex?
- RIP Jason David Frank
- Rest in power
- (Ranger)Daniel Miller
- I didn’t realize people knew the green ranger by name but I was more of a ninja turtle kid
- I’m watching the Detroit billiesMatt
- Heathers mom is about to make me shovel their enormous driveway thoMatt
- It’s really hard to say fuck no
- Don’t they have a snow blower at least?
- Tell them shovels are kind of low class
- They are
- They should have a heat gun
- Just have a heated drivewayEvan Bbbender
- That guy was involved with power rangers for like 20 years
- I’ve been pleading that to them
- Remember when Leslie Frazier was the Vikings head coach
- They were terrible
- Remember when I was a small child and I told my grandpa that my dads dick was bigger?
- It broke his heart
- That’s sad
- You shouldn’t have hurt him like that’s
- Agreed
- Probably the most savage thing I’ve ever done
- It is pretty savage
- To be fair though, my dad was a much larger man tha my gpa. If his dick wasn’t bigger then it would kind of pathetic
- How do the browns sometimes look really good
- And simultaneously are so bad
- Is that amari cooper Kupp?
- Nice catch
- Well yeah but you don’t need to talk about that openly
- Truth comes from the mouth of babes
- It does
- And the mouth of drunks
- But not people on cocaine
- And that’s when Kyle got written out of grandpa’s willEvan Bbbender
- TBD
- I’ve seen the will
- My gma is still alive so she got everything. Not they have much
- I am the executor
- More than you, fuckman
- God I hope so
- You can make up for it by telling grandma that grandpas dick was actually adequate
- Well just talk about it’s other merits
- Like despite being small it was very pleasing to the eye
- It was so smooth
- I am too young to remember this story
- It’s possible he has a micro penis
- Well embellish
- There’s money on the line
- Wait, your grandma wasn’t a member of the Ontario teachers pension by chance, was she?
- Did they lose it all with ftx?
- Yes
- In the name of effective altruismMatt
- Whats your boy Gabes fucking problem?
- 3rd highest drop % in the NFL
- Bro I don’t know I want him to catch these
- I actively have been working with him on this
- I can tell
- That ball did looked ripped tho
- Tipped
- I’m more salty about the 2nd down play why running from so deep in the backfield?
- Sweeps like that don’t work in the nfl
- Throw the ball downfield like a manMatt
- Nick Chubb is the best rb in the nfl
- George
- Yet another thing George rr Martin fans did not ask for
- My fence is almost fully erect
- Can you put a red velvet vip rope in front of the second fence that goes into your backyard
- I knew you were gonna bring that up. You’re like infatuated with that
- I am
- Classic browns
- https://twitter.com/wheresaddie/status/1594360115532111873?s=42&t=xbb7_ZL1ueWuHe_PTqZvQQ
- Is this a reference to thee founder of ftx being Jewish? What is this antisemitism cullen
- Don’t forget about anti Asian sentiments as well
- Matt say something about the bills
- Super Bowl tentatively still on
- Fucking silent hill over here
- Or the mist
- Get naked in the lake
- Bro that water is freezing
- Get naked in the lake
- Fine
- Get naked in the lake
- I don’t think I could handle that
- Vikings suffering a hangover from beating the best in the league
- https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1594469982150488066?s=46&t=rfwJ7njkaUnDNHqxRu1aEQ