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Sunday, November 20, 2022

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777?s=46&t=qWj_kleYGXWNDFwii1JWGA
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tap to load my dick
  3. Bring back Alex Jones
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt, did you get a ticket for modest mouse?
  6. Matt avatar
    No but I will
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen Conwayhttps://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777?s=46&t=qWj_kl…
    It’s cool that he said that Latin aphorism because it definitely makes him sound smart
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    I thought the very same thing
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I believe it’s translates to “the voice of potpourri, the voice of of god”
  10. MattNo but I will
    I will sell you mine for $500
  11. Great deal
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    MattNo but I will
    I’ll sell you mine for $389
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/davidsacks/status/1594156809232601089?s=46&t=AYX8-JBezfYF_7frjweeWw
  14. Yeah it’s not like he sowed the seeds of insurrection over Twitter from the highest political office in the country or anything
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/kinkybedbugs/status/1594187062491897861?s=46&t=AYX8-JBezfYF_7frjweeWw
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Weirder twist in the story, trump kind of isn’t allowed to post on twitter before he posts stuff on truth social according to the agreement he signed with them
  17. Whole thing feels like a stunt I guess.
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or he learns to copy paste
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/tybuddhaboy/status/1593656041765588996?s=46&t=V6_PIPvFe7c550NXCchMhw
    Matt
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gsex?
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    RIP Jason David Frank
  22. Matt avatar
    Rest in power
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    (Ranger)
    Daniel Miller
  24. Matt avatar
    I didn’t realize people knew the green ranger by name but I was more of a ninja turtle kid
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m watching the Detroit billies
    Matt
  26. Heathers mom is about to make me shovel their enormous driveway tho
    Matt
  27. It’s really hard to say fuck no
  28. Matt avatar
    Don’t they have a snow blower at least?
  29. Tell them shovels are kind of low class
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They are
  31. They should have a heat gun
  32. Matt avatar
    Just have a heated driveway
    Evan Bbbender
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    MattI didn’t realize people knew the green ranger by name but I was more …
    That guy was involved with power rangers for like 20 years
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ve been pleading that to them
  35. Remember when Leslie Frazier was the Vikings head coach
  36. They were terrible
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Remember when I was a small child and I told my grandpa that my dads dick was bigger?
  38. It broke his heart
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s sad
  40. You shouldn’t have hurt him like that’s
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Agreed
  42. Probably the most savage thing I’ve ever done
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is pretty savage
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    To be fair though, my dad was a much larger man tha my gpa. If his dick wasn’t bigger then it would kind of pathetic
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How do the browns sometimes look really good
  46. And simultaneously are so bad
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that amari cooper Kupp?
  48. Matt avatar
    Nice catch
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Truth comes from the mouth of babes
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It does
  52. And the mouth of drunks
  53. But not people on cocaine
  54. Matt avatar
    And that’s when Kyle got written out of grandpa’s will
    Evan Bbbender
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    TBD
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ve seen the will
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My gma is still alive so she got everything. Not they have much
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I am the executor
  59. More than you, fuckman
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God I hope so
  61. Matt avatar
    You can make up for it by telling grandma that grandpas dick was actually adequate
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well just talk about it’s other merits
  63. Like despite being small it was very pleasing to the eye
  64. It was so smooth
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well embellish
  67. There’s money on the line
  68. Wait, your grandma wasn’t a member of the Ontario teachers pension by chance, was she?
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did they lose it all with ftx?
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes
  71. In the name of effective altruism
    Matt
  72. Matt avatar
    Whats your boy Gabes fucking problem?
  73. 3rd highest drop % in the NFL
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro I don’t know I want him to catch these
  75. I actively have been working with him on this
  76. Matt avatar
    I can tell
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That ball did looked ripped tho
  78. Tipped
  79. Matt avatar
    I’m more salty about the 2nd down play why running from so deep in the backfield?
  80. Sweeps like that don’t work in the nfl
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Throw the ball downfield like a man
    Matt
  82. Nick Chubb is the best rb in the nfl
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    George
  84. Yet another thing George rr Martin fans did not ask for
  85. Cullen Conway avatar
  86. My fence is almost fully erect
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can you put a red velvet vip rope in front of the second fence that goes into your backyard
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    I knew you were gonna bring that up. You’re like infatuated with that
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I am
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Classic browns
  91. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/wheresaddie/status/1594360115532111873?s=42&t=xbb7_ZL1ueWuHe_PTqZvQQ
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is this a reference to thee founder of ftx being Jewish? What is this antisemitism cullen
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Don’t forget about anti Asian sentiments as well
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt say something about the bills
  95. Matt avatar
    Super Bowl tentatively still on
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fucking silent hill over here
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Or the mist
  98. Get naked in the lake
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro that water is freezing
  100. Matt avatar
    Get naked in the lake
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fine
  102. Cullen Conway avatar
    Get naked in the lake
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t think I could handle that
  104. Matt avatar
    Vikings suffering a hangover from beating the best in the league
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
  106. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1594469982150488066?s=46&t=rfwJ7njkaUnDNHqxRu1aEQ