Friday, November 18, 2022

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1593391604785504257

Blaze it bitches

Doesn’t count

Man, how many Twitter employees are there going to be tomorrow?

Sounds like less than 1,000 have opted to stay, down from 7,400 at the start of the month

I don’t think people like Elon very much anymore

sjws fault

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1593408939651043328?s=46&t=1nwtMF8huzWMEg_6j7Cmsw

God that’s a good one

Got word from Home Depot they will be here after 2 tomorrow so I am so ready for HK cafe finally

Are kyle and cullen going to come to this fuckfest for once?

Lol no way

I have meetings all fucking day

I texted max maybe he will dumpling

What will happen to dril if Twitter goes down?

I think Max is working until 7:30

I want to see some data on how many Twitter employees quit

I saw it

There was a good thread

Almost sent but then just said, I wonder how many employees will be left haha

https://twitter.com/classic__tweets/status/1593416591714136064?s=46&t=E3JUtrlEVOs5bCLIQ3vBeg

https://twitter.com/joshuaphilll/status/1593432939127361542?s=46&t=ARhoOXLCbLMRY0u9mpQ1ag

Reporting!!!

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1593412118681858048?s=46&t=1nwtMF8huzWMEg_6j7Cmsw

Is dril leaving?

Right after I asked?

Did I do this?

Fuck

This is seriously calamitous

This shirt is hard

He worried

So wait is Twitter going down?

Everything on Twitter is about #RIP Twitter

https://twitter.com/glitchdagger/status/1592939597453201408?s=46&t=WCUh0cx0bMEjd9PNk5GQpw

https://twitter.com/AlanRMacLeod/status/1593574490130157569

https://twitter.com/internethos/status/1593594920908070913

haha that was a layup

https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1593456204696657922?s=46&t=lvnnp2bTVIKFIiNDHwoPZQ

Anyone else get venmoed $35 for a class action against plaid ?

No :(

No

Didn’t you have to use a debit card at a certain plaid for that to happen?

Yeah idk recall

Not the store plaid, the app

Used for processing payments to banks or something

Ohh nope then

But a Venmo rep came and sucked and fucked me this morning

The fuck you have the plaid pantry app

Now that’s good content

Can we get a dumpling headcount

1 Hoen
2 Hoen

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/yyh56a/leah_shutkever_breaks_into_guinness_world_records/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossm

*throws glove down in challenge*

So

This guy comes by EVERY day and Heather finally got a photo of him

He puts a note on Matt’s Land Rover that says “camera car” and we cannot figure out why the fuck he does it

What the fuck

Maybe he is senile?

Which car?

Land Rover?

Yeah

It says “camera car” every day?

And I’m trying to think like does he think it’s some sort of plant to stop people from stealing catalytic converters or like recording all the activity in the area

Yes

Yeah seems to be some weird paranoia there

Confront him with a gun

Put a note back that asks what the fuck he is doing

It’s rather strange but funny

God I think I’ve finally done it

I’m experiencing pizza fatigue

This early in the morning?

Like I’ve had too much pizza recently

Confront him with your cock

??

We are into a new topic, cullen

Stay up all night drinking, smoking, and doing drugs. Plaster yourself in those camera car notes, then be out there with your hog loose smoking a cog on Matt’s car when he comes around

That should do the trick

There is nary a doink I cannot chug

Ha Matt considered that he might unknowingly be driving a camera car?

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1593435385811517446?s=46&t=WCUh0cx0bMEjd9PNk5GQpw

He was going too fast

You might want to workshop that one

Why

I don’t know…

So, no beer at World Cup stadiums…

Nope, and FIFA had like a $75M contact with Bud

Qatar was like, we don’t care 48 hours before it all starts

https://twitter.com/crim_tweets_/status/1593642642331488256?s=46&t=WCUh0cx0bMEjd9PNk5GQpw

There is gonna be a lot of angry footy fans

A lot of riled up cunts

Wen dumpling

Word I’m open just have to be back by 2

Wait, I thought you were able to avoid being caught up in that?

Damn, I’m sorry

I’m sorry, Dan

I’m open to 11:30 or earlier and equally sorry

Love that

Whenever I’m literally not working today

Yeah I could use a ride

https://twitter.com/beardedcrank/status/1593648167098130437?s=20&t=tb1R6MWVBymSH7QS94QIMw

https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1593654769578565634

https://twitter.com/coolp1np/status/1593654298436665344

Hopefully you haven’t resorted to asking your buddy at Twitter for an interview yet

https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1593664266116161536

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1593649356661436417?s=20&t=Uq6bYm0DgSlld92hWB8UUA

Dan, did your boy do this?

That tweet makes it sound like the devs had a choice in what they were working on

Maybe at twitter they do have that choice?

Yea I’m big chillin here

Live Photo of Matt rn

Guess I’ll put pants on

Matt, you smoke your stogie where ever you please?

Mine is a vape pen but yes

https://twitter.com/edburmila/status/1593634814644703234

https://twitter.com/noahmoreparties/status/1593443280838348802?s=46&t=8kQuNK0R3DEiE2PfIQagwQ

https://twitter.com/wmd4x/status/1593626575257456640?s=46&t=8kQuNK0R3DEiE2PfIQagwQ

Anyone tryna get annilhated?

Bésame

Cariño

Te necessito

Go on

Wrong chat

That was to my Latina mistress

https://twitter.com/SSDERANGEMENTSS/status/1593646547492687874

https://twitter.com/NBAFilmTweets/status/1591580823639162880

https://twitter.com/WeedPorns/status/1593657873468633089?s=20&t=3Gykf7PV7Y7klyDK1E2M3A

The last one to cum on the bagel must consume it whole

Something about identifying and leveraging the strengths of your individual team members, through in some shit about collaboration, then hit em with a creamy Philip

That’s never failed me

https://twitter.com/drewlocke/status/1593751224045965312

Lol wtf