Friday, October 14, 2022

More awesome prime time nfl games

Another $78 million

Spent by Amazon

To broadcast this crap

https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1580723465224495104?s=46&t=FdCGjSrQkAfqyrViVm5rRw

Lol this game fucking sucks

https://twitter.com/SoleRetriever/status/1580591008206553088

Step up your boot swag Cullen

Dude fuck yeah

https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1580730481481424897

Matt, I can’t stop thinking about those boots

You think I could classify that as an office expense and put it on my work?

The halftime announcers are so pissed about this game

Just like furious

https://twitter.com/marquardta/status/1580700679810666496?s=46&t=FdCGjSrQkAfqyrViVm5rRw

Mexico will pay for the wall!!

I am going to set an alert and let you know when those boots go on sale next week

You think Kaiser insurance will cover it?

I’ll pay like the co-pay

It won’t hurt to try

https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1580736547653287936

Who’s in for dunpring tomorro

I’ll be in Seattle

I’m out

I have pi planning all day

And also don’t want to go

Welll shit

https://twitter.com/titlesinmedia/status/1580587053355761665?s=46&t=kZegRlJqCkrDNgISP8kZ6g

https://twitter.com/jakejfried/status/1580703266505076737?s=46&t=kZegRlJqCkrDNgISP8kZ6g

Eat pant

https://twitter.com/coopsfb/status/1580704385755058177?s=46&t=QFQ-qVs5rU5rCvT5riO5QA

https://twitter.com/beastcoastnyhc/status/1580335283609837568?s=46&t=bDLcF1avbGnoNms_W-ZMgA

It’s like those Eddie Munson costumes

https://twitter.com/nyt_first_said/status/1580853816781524992?s=46&t=bDLcF1avbGnoNms_W-ZMgA

Kyle’s burner account I presume

You know it would say shiddin

Speaking of, on my second shid of the day

It is also one id liked to have deposited on a public sidewalk

You talk a big talk bro

Deposit that shid

Become ungovernable

The problem is not knowing if the shid is worthy of the sidewalk until after it exits

Go to that pet store on broadway

And get a little goldfish net

Become one with your colon and you will know before release

Or that

Come on Kyle, become ungovernable

The surprise is the only thing that keep me going

Yet another disgusting shitty weather day out there

We’re living in hell

Fantastic right now but miserable when we hit 80

Just miserable

Oppressive really

This weather is unnatural

I’m not sure how much more of this I can realistically take

As unnatural as a trans woman being considered a real woman

TERF ass Bender

It’s snowing in MN right now

I saw that actually

Should we go there tomorrow and hot pot/

I’m done with airfare in 2022

You’ve really become quite the curmudgeon, Evan

Watch out people, Biden is coming to town today

Traffic is gon be fucked

Yeah, he’s staying with the Millers I hear

This is big news

Dan, this is great news

Let’s dose the soup

He is staying in the burbs?

Sleepy joe staying in the sleepy burbs

Isn’t Oregon city trump country?

(Abortion rights)

I seent her ads on the tv at the gym it’s great

I guess she’ll be better than crooked Kate

So Evan, you’re able to go to H Mart?

Should we make a list?

*sigh*

Yes

Would you be able to swing by Pine Mart as well?

PINE MAHT

He’s got uwajimaya nearby

LITTLE SHEEP Hot Pot Soup Base (spicy)

Sorry, was trying to list

LITTLE SHEEP Hot Pot Soup Base (spicy)
Thin cut beef (bulgogi perhaps)
Mushrooms
Bok choi
Fish balls
Rice cakes
Pot stickers

Here’s a start

Udon noodles?

Definitely udon noodz

Dan, alternatively, if you want to come over before hot pot we can go to h mart together

Oh and lots of asian beer

And probably sake for evan

We’ll figure it out

https://twitter.com/deltaxbt/status/1580879271911792640?s=46&t=QFQ-qVs5rU5rCvT5riO5QA

Should we through some condoms in?

Throw

I got boosted and it made me feel like shit

Shid

And Hoen

Been treated like shit

https://twitter.com/ringer/status/1580649447150624768?s=20&t=8z1uLrYkI-kp1HFR0sPSXg

The video is so good

Tbh I’m shiddin again

Thank you for your honesty

Hoingus 🥴

My butt hurts

I’m a good way

In*

Did you guys get chciken feet?

We went to toki and got Grieg chiggen

Fried

Pathetic

All this dim sum talk all week

But they were baos

I am considering injecting my ankle with ivermectin

https://twitter.com/tdlockett12/status/1580983591496224768?s=46&t=ImB13Qy7R9tmXSMaAUrLaw

Yes

To both

That’s just such a good tweet

Is it?

Yeah it would be sweet if the entire nfl started tweeting like that

People would trip the fuck out

How many cum that’s y’all keep on hand?

Cum rags*

What is blacked?

Pornhub channel with big black hogs

😈

Anyone down for a run n cum?

I’m getting ⛽️ 🔥 for hot pot

I’ve said it before, but I’m gonna say it again

The tulip tav burger slaps

Joingus

Too true